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You're friends with the gang and dating Johnny.
While Darry was away at work, you and the whole gang decided to surprise him since it was Father's day.
Which Dally and Steve found irrelevant, since he doesn't have any kids.
Oh- wait...
He DOES take care of 7 juvenile delinquents...
Sooo yeah.
He kinda IS a dad.
So Dally and Steve agreed.
You guys tried to bake a cake, but... it didn't go quite as planned...
And it all started because of TWO BITCH.
Two bit: "hey, pony, Johnny, I'm gonna smear flour on Dally's face."
Ponyboy: "two bit no- wait, I kinda wanna see what happens."
Two bit got the flour, and grabbed a handful. He snuck behind Dally, who was arguing with Soda, both debating if the cake needed 1 or 2 eggs. Two bit then slapped it all on Dally's face,
SMACK
everyone turned to see Dally, who looked like Marie Antoinette on a makeup rush.
While two bit let out his contagious laugh, Dally grabbed the wisk covered in cake batter, and flung it at two bit,
At least he tried to hit two bit
They all turned and looked at Steve, who's face was covered in brown cake batter. looked like he tried to unclog a toilet with his face.
Steve: "oh I see how it is,"
He reached for the egg carton, and grabbed two white eggs.
Steve: "this what your balls look like? Tiny and white? maybe sprouting a few little hairs?"
Dally: "did you just insult my fucking-"
Ponyboy was in front of Dally before he could do anything, but Steve wanted his revenge, and he shoved Ponyboy to the right,
Where everyone else was at...
Steve: "out of the way, kid!"
Ponyboy crashed onto Johnny,
Johnny crashed onto you,
And you crashed onto Sodapop,
Who was holding the bowl of batter...
He let go of the bowl,
It was literally ascending to the heavens,
Until it dropped and splattered cake batter on all of you guys.
Yeah, you guys ended up buying a cake instead.
You guys also stole some confetti, balloons, and small present for Darry
Terrible idea.
Another one of two bitch's pranks.
He got a balloon and put some confetti in it.
He then got a needle, and snuck behind Ponyboy.
He hovered the confetti balloon over his head, and jabbed the needle right through it,
POP
everyone jumped, and looked at Ponyboy, who had multicolored confetti all over his hair
Ponyboy: "damn it, two bit! I just finished cleaning my hair from the batter!"
Sodapop: "look, completely random, but what time is it?"
Johnny looked at the clock,
Johnny: "it's only 5:47. Wait-"
5:47?
SHIT.
everyone began to panic, Darry comes home at 6:00,
Sodapop: "ALRIGHT, EVERYONE STOP MESSING AROUND AND GET THIS SHIT DONE BEFORE HE COMES HOME!"
Everyone rushed around all higgley piggley, trying to get things done.
You and Johnny got the cake and set it on the table,
Steve and Sodapop frantically put his present inside the gift bag, and placed it next to the cake,
Two bit and Ponyboy were trying to come up with things to write on the card,
Dally was just sitting and smoking a cigarette.
You guys finished everything, and thankfully you guys finished cleaning the kitchen.
It was now 5:58,
Sodapop: "EVERYONE HURRY UP AND GET YOUR PLACES!"
everyone hid on different spots, you and Johnny hid behind behind the couch
Y/n: "wait- where did two bit go?"
Johnny: "he's hiding in the fridge."
Y/n: "I- yeah. I'm not even gonna ask."
Ponyboy flicked off the light switch, and waited in the dark for Darry to come.
Then two bit called from the fridge,
Two bit: "he's taking so long, my balls are freezing-"
Sodapop: "SHHHHH-"
the door opened.
Darry: "hey, sorry I'm a little late, but I'm home!"
He turned on the lights, and everyone popped out,
Everyone: "HAPPY FATHER'S DAY-"
BANG
Steve: "owwwww, my fucking head!"
Yeah, Steve hit his head under the table.
Then two bit came crashing out from the fridge with wide eyes and shivering, his teeth chattering.
Two bit: "OH MY GOD IT'S COLDER THAN FROSTY THE SNOW MAN'S ASSHOLE-"
Darry: "what the actual fuck is happening?"
Sodapop: "well, today's Father's day, sooo we decided to surprise you!"
Darry: "thank you, but... I don't have any kids- wait..."
He looked at everyone in the room,
Then smiled and shook his head
Darry: "come over here, you bastards."
Everyone ran up to him and trapped him in a rib breaking hug, even Dally.
Ponyboy then grabbed his present and handed it to him,
Darry took out all the tissue paper,
It's-
IT'S-
Oh it's just condoms.
With a note attached,
"Happy Father's day, to the most sexy dilf in the world. Love Sodapop, Steve, Ponyboy, two bit, Dally, Johnny, and y/n."
