Hooked on Sonics

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[Scene: Great Forest.]

Snively: Now the Shredder will absorb the life force energy from the living tissue. Dr. Robotnik will use that energy to power his new Shadow Radar.
Snively: The sensors are picking up a life force! It’s that miserable hedgehog.
Shadow: [arms crossed while glaring] Hold it right there, Snively.
Swat-Bot: Take the intruder.
Snively: Wait! He’s a life force. The shredder will destroy him. It should prove amusing.
Sonic: Look out behind you! Just kiddin’.
Sally: What is Shadow doing?
Antoine: Ha! Acting like a complete showoff l, as usual.
Shadow: Oh, Wanna play some hardball, huh?
Sally: Shadow, no!
Bunnie: That’s it, sugarhog!
Tails: Shadow!
[Everyone cheers for victory]
Antoine: What is ‘appened? What is ‘appened?
Snivley: Oh my! It’s out of control!
Swat-Bot: Commence laser fire.
Sonic: Yo, goombots! Over here!
Swat-Bot: Cease fire! Cease fire! Retreat! Retreat!
Shadow: Look out, the hedgehog is back! Yo, bird legs! Your shoelace is untied.
[The Shredder falls to the ground after being tied up]
Shadow: Hmph! Useless against me. Lets go!

[Scene Change: Knothole.]

[Everyone cheers for victory during the campout]
Bunnie: Oh, yes, that’s the way to do it!
Tails: Yeah, all right Shadow!
Bunnie: Y’all are a regular hero, sugarhog!
Rotor: Yeah, my favorite part was when that bird-legged machine tripped and [whistles] BLAM! Ancient history!
[Everyone cheers for victory once again]
Shadow: Thank you, I'm just doing my job.
Tails: Weren’t ya scared, Shadow?
Shadow: Maybe, but I don't let it stop me.
Antoine: Ugh, I think I will be chunking.
Sally: Shadow. [She kisses Shadow on the cheek.] You were great. [Shadow looked away while blushing.]
Antoine: Oh, brothers!
Sally: Shadow?
Sonic: thank you sally but its no big deal.
Sally: Oh, really?
Sonic: yes.
Antoine: All right, tell me anything. What does that fuel have that I do not?

[Scene Change: Lake of Rings.]

Rotor: What’s up, Antoine?
Antoine: Nothing is up. It is what is down ‘ere that is so terrible.
Rotor: Like what?
Antoine: Like the love of my life is crazy for a fuel.
Rotor: A fuel?
Antoine: Yes, a fuel, a fuel! Why is this world so difficulting to understand? A fuel is a stupid person.
Rotor: Ohh, you mean a “fool”.
Antoine: [sigh] This is what I said. A fuel. The princess, she does not even noticing I am alive.
Rotor: Well, Shadow isnt really interested. So you don't need to impress her. But if you do then you’d have to do something’ major' to get Sally’s attention.
Antoine: For instance, like what?
Rotor: I dunno. Capture Robotnik and bring him back to Knothole? I wouldn’t do it. I’ll see ya, Antoine.
Antoine: [thinking] Hmm, a brilliant idea. But how can I do this thing, ah? [gasp] A power ring!

[Scene Change: Robotropolis.]

Robotnik: The hedgehog did what?! You have failed me for the last time. Come here, Snively.
Snivley: We tried to stop him sir, but he destroyed the Shredder and..
Robotnik: Come here. How can a puny hedgehog destroy a two hundred and fifty ton machine?!
Snivley: Well, sir, he made it reverse direction and..
Robotnik: Shut up! I want that shredder rebuilt. The Great Forest must be destroyed, and every ounce of life force energy sucked out of it! Do you understand?
Snivley: Yes, sir.
[Scene Change: Power Ring Pool.]

Antoine: Oh, you must stay awake, Antoine! You.. you...[snores] [gasps] Sacre bleu!
[Antoine grabs the power ring from the pool]
Antoine: Voila! Now, Robotnik, all you are is mine!

[Scene Change: Robotropolis.]

Antoine: R-r-r-r-Robotnik? I have a pow- a power ring!
Snivley: Dr. Robotnik!
Robotnik: What is it, Snively?
Antoine: If you want the ring, please to meet me at the city limits in one hour.
Robotnik: Get his position!
Snivley: All security bots in sector seven report to quadrant three immediately.
Antoine: Ah-ah, no Swat-Bots. You must come alone. [gasps] Sacre bleu.
Snivley: Hover units report negative contact, sir.
Robotnik: I want that power ring. Ready my hovercraft!
Snively: Yes, sir.

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