"The human world. . . it's a mess."
- Sebastian, Little Mermaid
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[6] THE ONE IN THE CHATROOM
JAY HAMTPONS, CARLOS VAN HEUSEN, ELOISE HARDWOOD, AND 2 OTHERS WERE ADDED TO THE GROUP '#THUGS'
JAY: Why am I even included in this group chat? I'm sorry, I don't remember giving anybody my number. Felicity?
FELICITY: Chill, bruv. Welcome to the #thuglife.
JAY: To be honest, I'm quite disturbed.
CONNOR: In what ways, Jay-boy?? *wink wink*
ELOISE: HEY! I BAGSY! I BAGSIED THE NICKNAME!
SOFIA: I don't even want to know. . .
JAY: I'm with you on this.
CARLOS: Stfu. My head's throbbing. *picture attachment*
FELICITY: Wht? Why?
JAY: (Thank you for using a question mark. Did you fail English? Ever?)
CARLOS: Well I bumped into this pointy thingie
SOFIA: Where R Esther and Gus??
FELICITY: Whr exactly does it hurt???? Sof, theyre probably doing the DIRTYYY!! ;)))
CONNOR: Fizz he said the head. Whr else???
FELICITY: Dude tht's why im asking. cause idk!!! ~_~
CONNOR: What the hell is that?????????
JAY: You guys. . .
CARLOS: Fizzy, look back at the pic!! I hve shown wht it is!!!!
ELOISE: Dude, you guys, it only takes a few seconds to type out a word. Can you please do that?
JAY: Finally, someone who understands me!
ELOISE: *holds wand to face* I've got your back.
CONNOR: Munchkin, I think tht the food is gng to burn. Why dont u go check it out??
ELOISE: But, HONEY, I thought you were in charge of the dinner today.
CONNOR: No. Its urs.
ELOISE: Why don't you go check on OUR babies, while I get dinner ready?
CONNOR: We dnt have bbies. But if ur thinking wht i think u're thinking, then ur in luck ;)
ELOISE: Connor, go make the pasta before I spank you!
CONNOR: KINKY! I likey ;)))))
JAY: Stickers, I thought you said that they aren't dating? :O
FELICITY: They're bastards!! ~_~
ELOISE: Can you stop with that sort of emoticon! It's quite creepy! And. . . STICKERS?
CONNOR: STICKERS??? Oh, on a nickname basis alrdy R we?
FELICITY: Carlos get ur bro's funeral service on the phone. i hve 2 kill ppl. oh, and bye! BIG HERO 6 AWAITS!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D COME ON JAY-BOOOYYY!
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