The Galactic Adventures of Hatsune Miku

How Miku (and friends™) Took Over Atlantis

The girl– Hatsune Miku– brushed her teal hair over her shoulder, looking around the strange room. She noticed that the two people in front of her were people she knew. It was Rin and Len Kagamine. She surveyed the room. The door–or at least what she assumed to be a door–seemed like a sliding sort of door, and there was an odd panel next to it with glowing lights.

"Miku? Do you know what we're all doing here?" Rin said, glancing warily around the room. "Hm, we should check out that door," Miku said, yet again assuming that it was, in fact, a door. "I think you're right," Len said, walking over to it. "Hey, be careful!" Rin said, rushing after him. Miku trailed silently behind, completely confused.

"I have no idea- what the fuck even is this?" Rin asks, "Are you sure this is a door?" Miku rolled her eyes, "It looks like a door, it is a door, did you not learn that rule in school?"

Len groaned, "Miku, shut up, we know that that isn't on any school's curriculum." Miku crossed her arms, "Well that's what I learned in school! Anyways, move out of the way." She shoved the twins away, going to inspect the glowing panel. "What are you doing?" Rin asks, "That panel definitely isn't a door."

"Well, how do you know it's a panel, huh?" Len asked her. "Shut up!" Miku said, "Maybe this thing is what opens the door." She was just about to put her hand on it when the door abruptly opened, startling her so badly that she nearly fell onto the floor. "AHHHH!" Len abruptly screamed at the man standing in the doorway. The man stared at them in shock for a moment before regaining his senses and activating some sort of communication device.

"Weir, this is Sheppard, we've got three intruders in my quarters." His hand slowly reached for his sidearm, and Miku got so frightened that she punched him in the face. The man stumbled backwards, his gun now in his hand and pointing right at Miku. "Calm down," he said, trying to take control of the situation, "I'm Colonel John Sheppard, who are you?"

Miku took a deep breath and said, "I'm Hatsune Miku, this is Kagamine Len and Kagamine Rin." She gestured at the twins, bitterly glaring at the man who was pointing a gun at her. "Ok, well why don't we calm down, and maybe not punch anyone else. That kinda hurt." Miku sighed, and just at that moment, a few people rounded the corner, some immediately pointing their weapons at the trio.

A woman in a red shirt calmly approached Sheppard. "What's going on here?" she asked. "Well, I was just nicely asking these intruders their names, and the blue one punched me!" Sheppard said.

Miku rolled her eyes, "Ok, well you were reaching for a literal gun, which you are now pointing at me." The woman smiled, "Ok, well how about we all put our weapons down?" Sheppard and the few others who had weapons lowered them.

"Oh, that's so much better, now that you're not trying to kill us," Len said, sighing. "I wasn't trying to kill you," Sheppard said, "It was just a precaution."

"Now, calm down. I'm Elizabeth Weir. What are your names?" the woman asked. Miku sighed and told Weir her name, so the twins did as well. "Sorry if this is rude but… what's with the colourful hair?" Sheppard cut in. "John!" Weir glanced at him nervously, hoping that that didn't offend the trio.

"What are you talking about? This is literally a normal hair colour, you fucking bitch," Miku scoffed at him, and Weir winced. "Oh, sorry about her, she's just really mean," Len said. Rin nodded in agreement. "What the fuck. How dare you guys betray me like that," Miku turned away dramatically, and Weir and Sheppard exchanged looks.

"I'm leaving," Miku said, walking out of the doorway and down the hall. "Okay, stop right there," Sheppard said, and Miku paused. "What are you gonna do, shoot me?" she asked, rolling her eyes. He glanced at Weir.

"Bye," she said, suddenly running down the hallway and rounding the corner. Sheppard ran after her with a few of the other guys. "I'm going after her! Watch the yellow ones," he yelled to Weir before he disappeared from sight.