spiderman x shaggy

the truth

Spiderman knwos jsut what he has to do, its the only yhing he knows anyway, he walks to shaggys hosue because hes not strong enoigh to swing (oh brtother this ugy sTINKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)he rings on shaggy door and says'' let me go in yiur hosue rihjht now '' amd shag yhapop s says ''OMG ok'' 

''first of ahh like  i wanna sya im glad to see you agaijn, im like kidn fo a biggie  fan uwu ZOINKS'' (bigger than your mama xd (still got the moves)) (  possible refrence??!! you gusy should lookat their afton verse fanfi :screaming_face:)

btuspdierman jsut fucking fell down on the floor because hes weak as shit, shaggy panicked and fixed him all up then sat him down on the couch, he says ''awre you oaky brosif/?!? WAHT Happened??2'' and spidemrna takes a few breaths and says ''so i went to my old friend curt conen  ut he turned into a lozard becausehe HATES gay poeole and atacked me, he remcorded me withotui my mask and i mhave to get him teh among us fortntie back bri nga  bucn of money and if i dotn he will uplaod it online.  ithought i would go to the one operso mi trust mthe msot about this.''

Shrek replies: ''likee,,,,,,,, waht d oyou eman// ? you dont know me that much dude!!!!.''

spdierma wsays : ''well the thing is...... there ais asemtg iver y importan i need to tgel  eiuuy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, i am your hiot sesxy bofyrend oetre parke'' 
shaggy got every fuckign confused sand said ''                wahtp''

spdi: ''So You See©©©TM© i am infact Peter Parke r, the time i cummed and it was spiderweb was because i have spiderpowers! im run fof for no reason becausei have to take care of soem random fucking old guys who keep falling off buldings liek bozos or saving kids from fire.. actually i threw them away when i saw you LOL''

then he removed his mask and revealed he was infact erter karep, shaggy was in shock and exclaimed loudly ''ZOINKS'' but he hwas erp tu happy and started emoting (liek fornite\) 

like this xddddddddddddddddd
shaggy adn peger ugegd and they were EPIC 

then scooby (dooby) doo walked down from the toilet (he was doign a little poopie ) and his jaw dropped heal w, he as uy''OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG IS HTAT SPIDERMAN!!!!!!!!! WBATH WHY IS SA ?>>>>>>>>>>>>> ISNT HTUR BOYFRIE????????????????????'' he fainted, shaggre ran to him and put him pn hte ocojch  laugghed and pet him.

oshaga say: ''okay my lovely sexy floorboard, u should like take off that suit and got take ashawoer ill take care of it whiel you rest, scooby will help.''
spida man :'' how? hes siepr powrfu''
shagayra say : ''well.. i have a solution that will work.., like, trust me, i will take him down.''
pspidemrnasiad  sa y: ''okay, i trust you can do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! good luck poggers boy''

soon after 2 hour it was getti mnalge so t was gettign late so they went to sleep.

tn exdt day shaggy is early up, he kisses petre on his fore head adn says ''im go0ign to figth the liza man dude,,,'', petre says ''okaky, good lucagain, ia lv oyou '' and get happy, shagay runs out and then does a super cool ritual that activated his super saiyan mode, he flies aroudn trying to find the liarszard, he eventually spots him as he is so homophonic he didnt even sleep and was jsut running aroumd. shaggy runs to him and picks him up, ,liz is fuckign confused and says '' WHAT ARE YOU DOIMNG'' shorgy responds '' thsi can go one of two ways PUNK, one: you walk away. two: i walk on your FACE!'' lziar ignores jm tries to punch btu shaggy throws him up high and pucnhes him so far up hes not evejn onearth anymore and fucking dies.

shaggy goes bakc home and says ''ZOINKLS! i totally jsut practically blasted him to space with my FISTS! and i only used 1% of my power man''
peter is in absolute disbelief and reasonabkly asks: ''HOW??? HES SO BGI AND STRONG??''
shagys says: '' lol im like kind of god''
pereers ponds: ''oh           ok lol''

and then they watched breaking bad

(Walter White, a chemistry teacher, discovers that he has cancer and decides to get into the meth-making business to repay his medical debts. His priorities begin to change when he partners with Jesse.

First episode date: January 20, 2008Created by: Production companies: ; ; Original network: Genre: Crime drama; Serial drama; Thriller; Neo-Western; ; Tragedy;Budget: est. $3 million per episode)