Hey guys!
What's popping?
Anyways, I'm back with another Dream SMP headcannons chapter.
Anyways, before we get started, I want to remind y'all that my other book, Dream SMP Book Suggestions, is also out there, and if you haven't checked it out yet, do so because it has recommendations for stuff I might not write about, so go do that <3
Anyways, without further ado...(I didn't do everyone...)
warning: swearing due to Wilby Soot
The Dream SMP When Someone Pulls A Gun Out And Shouts, "WHAT ARE YOUR FINAL WORDS?"
Tommy: NO, I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!
Dream: *speedrun music starts playing* OK LET'S SPEEDRUN THIS THING REAL QUICK-
George: *calls for Dream* Dream, honey, call the police please-
BadBoyHalo: I had a good life.
Tubbo: *kinda clueless* Do you think that there will be bees in Heaven?
Sapnap: You think I'll go to Heaven or Hell?
Wilbur: FUCK YOU JARED!!! I KNEW THAT YOU WERE A BITCH EVER SINCE I SAW YOU FLIRTING WITH SALLY!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!! I'LL- (continues ranting)
Philza: Oh God...(shakes head)
Technoblade: *pulls out his own gun and smiles* How about you go first. (I'm still sad that he's gone... R.I.P King o7)
Ranboo: (cheerfully) See ya in Hell!
love you guys
this has been a draft for a long time, it's been done for a while, I was just waiting for a good time to publish it :)
-Ash <33333333
