A Platonic Marriage

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Hey guys!

Welcome back to another update!

Today, I have some Bee Duo content for you!

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Title: A Platonic Marriage

Word Count: 635

Ship(s): Tubbo x Ranboo (Bee Duo) (Platonic)

Dream SMP AU

Requested By: Consent_isgood

edited!!!

TW'S (Not really any):

-Both Tommy and Tubbo in a dress (not my fault lmao)

-No swearing!!! (shocking, I know)

-THIS IS ALL PLATONIC!!!

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*3rd Person POV*

Many people had been completely thrown off by the announcement of Tubbo and Ranboo's wedding. No one had seen it coming. But to be honest, they hadn't either. It was just an in-the-moment kind of situation.

Tubbo had decided to unofficially make Wilbur the priest, not that Wilbur wouldn't have fought anyone else who dared to take his spot.

Tommy was the flower girl, and the entirety of the SMP had pushed for him to wear a fluffy pink dress of Hannah's.

Ranboo decided to wear his classic suit and tie, along with the mask and glasses. His white and black hair was parted down the middle, his crown was perched atop his head, and he looked both dorky and adorable.

Tubbo was wearing a dress they had took from Niki's closet without an explanation, a pair of high heels, and held a stuffed bee instead of a bouquet, which was arguably more fitting for him.


*No One's POV*

Tommy walked down the isle, chucking his basketful of dead leaves.

He had insisted on it.

As he reached the stage, he walked up to Wilbur and overturned the basket on his head. Dead leaves cascaded out, and Wilbur was covered in leaves. 

He was not very happy.


*Ranboo's POV*

I stood at the alter anxiously, waiting for Tubbo to walk out. We had decided to ditch the traditional music, and currently "That's What I Like" by Bruno Mars was playing from the speakers.

It may or may not have been my idea to piss off Tommy.

Anyways, as Tubbo half-limped down the isle in high heels, I, along with everyone else, burst out laughing at him, but in a polite way. It was truly a hilarious sight. "Tubbo," Techno said impatiently, tapping a foot against the floor. "There are governments out there, just screaming at me to topple. Take off the damn shoes." Tubbo glared at Techno, then kicked off the high heels. He then proceeded to throw them at Techno, who almost took out his sword, before Wilbur stepped in.

"Guys, let's wait until they're actually married, then we can attempt to murder them." Wilbur said, trying to get the procession going. Techno grinned. Oh, there will be murder. Lots. He said. Kristen glared at Techno. "Oh no, there won't! Imma have grandchildren, and he, she, or they're going to either be biological or adopted. And you'd murder someone in either scenario." Phil chucked. "Techno, put the sword down." He said, amused. Techno made a face before sheathing his sword.

After Tubbo finally made it to the podium (after tripping countless amounts of times, it got to the point where Niki had gotten up from her seat and helped him to the stage), Wilbur bypassed all of the traditional readings and simply said, "Tubbo, would you platonically marry Ranboo, and support anything stupid that he will try to do? I'm just saying this because you know it's going to happen." Wilbur said, half laughing. "I mean, he can't say anything about Ranboo, because he's literally just as problematic." Tommy said, laughingly. "Look who's talking!" Said Phil, who just looked at Tommy. I burst out laughing. Wilbur turned to me. "And Ranboo, would you like to promise to support all of Tubbo's absolutely horrible decisions, whatever they happen to be?" Wilbur asked. "Sure." I said.

"Ranboo, you're about to platonically get married, and you're saying 'sure'???" 

I shrugged.

"Well in that case, I pronounce you both idiots. Please spare us all and do not kiss, for the love of prime."

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:)

Hope you thought this was just as funny as I did.

-Ash <33333333

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