[Wednesday 2:43pm]
[On the Let The Chaos Commence group chat]
KittyHoward: anyone wanna go to the cinema?
Mother: For what movie?
KittyHoward: The new Fantastic Beasts movie
Mother: That's too inappropriate for you Katherine.
KittyHoward: It's a 12A? I'm 20!
Mother: You're a baby so no.
Mother: And don't even think about asking Anne.
KittyHoward: MÈRE IM 20 IM AN ADULT
QueenOfTheCastle: why are we yelling
KittyHoward: jane won't let me go to see the new fantastic beasts movie
QueenOfTheCastle: makes sense, that movie is too inappropriate for you
KittyHoward: but I've watched the other harry potter films and they're 15+
Mother: You did WHAT?!
TheGoldOne: Kitty what have we said about making things age appropriate for you 🤦🏾♀️
KittyHoward: you guys aren't my parents! And I'm not a kid
SleepIsForTheWeak: I think you are Kit
KittyHoward: Ugh I'm going without anyone.
QueenOfTheCastle: oh my gosh we angered her into using proper grammar!
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: im going with her
KittyHoward: no ur not
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: u need a responsible adult with you
TheGoldOne: Anne? You? A responsible adult?
KittyHoward: AHHH DEAD
SleepIsForTheWeak: 'Anne' and 'responsible' should never be in the same sentence
QueenOfTheCastle: but what about 'Anne is not responsible'
SleepIsForTheWeak: that's an exception.
KittyHoward: anna's got big brains
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: and seemingly a big something else too considering what I was hearing last night
KittyHoward: ANNE
QueenOfTheCastle: hell yeah
KittyHoward: that is not cool
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: neither is hearing you getting railed when I'm trying to sleep but here we are
TheGoldOne: wait- Anna and Kitty did WHAT?
SleepIsForTheWeak: you didn't hear it?
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: Catalina sleeps like a log
SleepIsForTheWeak: so does Jane....
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: ANOTHER ONE FOR THE HOPELESS CLUB- hopeless and sleeps like a log
TheGoldOne: y'all better hide this before Jane sees it, or God save us all
KittyHoward: anyone curious as to what cathy was talking about leaking if anne called her northern lassie again?
QueenOfTheCastle: OMG I thought I was the only one
SleepIsForTheWeak: nah that's Jane
QueenOfTheCastle: wot
SleepIsForTheWeak: OH
SleepIsForTheWeak: this is what 0 hours of sleep for days does to you children
TheGoldOne: you're literally younger than most of us.
SleepIsForTheWeak: I was talking to Anna and Kitty, neither of which are older than me so shush
QueenOfTheCastle: ANYWAY back to the main point, what is it that cathy has against anne
SleepIsForTheWeak: it's tempting to share....
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: DONT YOU DARE
KittyHoward: not even a hint?
SleepIsForTheWeak: it will ruin her 😊
TheGoldOne: that sounds oddly threatening with the emoji-
Mother: What in the world are you guys talking about?
KittyHoward: whatever secret of anne's that cathy knows about
Mother: That's up to Anne if she wants Cathy to share.
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: thank you merè
KittyHoward: seriously jane?!?!?
QueenOfTheCastle: you can't let her drop something like that and then get away with not telling us!!!!
KittyHoward: this is cruelty!
SleepIsForTheWeak: so was what Anne and I had to listen to ALL NIGHT
KittyHoward: lay off parr
Mother: What did you have to listen to all night...?
QueenOfTheCastle: disney songs
KittyHoward: yep, definitely Disney songs
SleepIsForTheWeak: that is the dumbest cover up I have ever seen
KittyHoward: anyway, movie's about to start, bye!
Mother: What were they doing?
TheGoldOne: The devils tango
SleepIsForTheWeak: Horizontal refreshment
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: Planting the parsnips
TheGoldOne: A bit of the old in and out
SleepIsForTheWeak: Cleaning cobwebs in the old womb room
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: Christening the yak
TheGoldOne: Doing the no pants dance
SleepIsForTheWeak: Slytherin the Hufflepuff
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: wetting the Willy
Mother: What?
SleepIsForTheWeak: your adopted daughter was shagging Anna, Jane
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: well Anna was shagging her...
QueenOfTheCastle: dude-
SleepIsForTheWeak: I'm glad I locked my door this morning
TheGoldOne: Anne and Cathy heard you both- it wasn't like it was gonna be a secret for long
QueenOfTheCastle: bruh.
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: love you too annnaaaa
A/N:
WHY AM I RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS ALREADY BRUH
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