Six Texting GroupChat

II- Sleep Deprivation

[On the Let The Chaos Commence group chat]

[2:27am, Tuesday]

KittyHoward: HOW AM I TIRED BUT CANT SLEEP

SleepIsForTheWeak: have you tried coffee?

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: CaThY nO

SleepIsForTheWeak: CaThY yEs

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: its too late for this just dont give my cousin a caffeine addiction like urs

KittyHoward: dont you mean early? its half 2 in the morning

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: W H A T

TheGoldOne: why are you guys awake?

SleepIsForTheWeak: why wouldn't I be awake Madrina? Seriously?

KittyHoward: what the h e l l is 'madrina'

SleepIsForTheWeak: it means godmother in spanish

TheGoldOne: KATHERINE HOWARD DO NOT SAY THAT

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: welp see ya soon kitty in heaven

TheGoldOne: more like the depths of hell...

Mother: Guys! What have I said about being up this late/early?!

SleepIsForTheWeak: technically you SAID nothing...

KittyHoward: yeah... it was more y e l l e d

Mother: why the spaces between each letter?

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: d r a m a t i c  e f f e c t

Mother: you all confuse me

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: its more f u n this way

KittyHoward: JANE DIDNT USE PROPER PUNCTUATION

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: OMG SHE DIDNT

SleepIsForTheWeak: W H A T  T H E  H E C K

TheGoldOne: well done guys, you broke her.

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: No I think Cathy did when they fucked earlier

Mother: ANNE

KittyHoward: i didnt hear jane just cathy so i dont think shortie was on top

SleepIsForTheWeak: EXCUSE ME

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: yeah true, but you left about 5 minutes into it, you didnt hear all of it, and i was too busy with lina

KittyHoward: *being t o p p e d by Lina

TheGoldOne: STOP RUINING YOUR LITTLE COUSIN ANNE

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: i didnt make the joke that time!

Mother: It's too early for this..

TheGoldOne: you're telling me..

Mother: At least Anna is sleeping..

QueenOfTheCastle: why were we making sex jokes and didnt alert me?

TheGoldOne: spoke too soon Jane..

KittyHoward: U looked too cute sleeping

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: stop being cute kitty its disgusting

KittyHoward: never

SleepIsForTheWeak: she's just impersonating you when you see Lina

KittyHoward: go to sleep cathy

SleepIsForTheWeak: Why should I when everyone else is awake?

KittyHoward: because we have normal sleep schedules

SleepIsForTheWeak: Considering everyone is awake at half 2 in the morning, I would rethink that statement.

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: the NoRtHeRn LaSsIE has gotten smart kitty

SleepIsForTheWeak: call me that again and I'll leak you-know-what. I'm not even that northern!!

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: sorry shortie.. but like... who other than the northerners refer to their mum as 'mam'?!

SleepIsForTheWeak: ...

SleepIsForTheWeak: don't test me. Anyway, I'm going to TRY to sleep before Jane kills me and y'all should too

KittyHoward: Night shortie

KittyHoward: i mean, you've gotta be tired after all that fucking yesterday afternoon.

SleepIsForTheWeak: shut up

Mother: GO TO SLEEP!

SleepIsForTheWeak: why are you texting me? You're literally right next to me...?

Mother: Because you're ignoring me!

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: rip

TheGoldOne: guys l i t e r a l l y shut up I just want to sleep

KittyHoward: just mute notifications...

TheGoldOne: how...?

KittyHoward: OMG ANNE YOUR GF IS LITERALLY U S E L E S S

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: i know

TheGoldOne: Babe!

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: sorry not sorry

Mother: just go to sleep

QueenOfTheCastle: NO PUNCTUATION?! NOT EVEN A CAPITAL LETTER?!?!?!?! GUYS YOURE GONNA DIE.... again

KittyHoward: HOLY C R A P

SleepIsForTheWeak: shitballs. Y'all are dead.

TheGoldOne: guys just go to sleep and then she won't be like this

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: F in the chat for Jane's sanity

KittyHoward: F

SleepIsForTheWeak: F

QueenOfTheCastle: F

TheGoldOne: F..

KittyHoward: can we talk about the fact that cathy swore and jane hasnt said a word about it

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: oh wait yeah.. she usually is on our case immediately...

QueenOfTheCastle: favouritism...

SleepIsForTheWeak: told you, I have the swear pass and girlfriend privilege

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: R U D E N E S S

SleepIsForTheWeak: now I'm actually going to go bye bitches

KittyHoward: show off...

Mother: KITTY

KittyHoward: W H A T

Mother: don't be rude to cathy

KittyHoward: she swore twice and u didnt say a word, when anyone else does ur on their case in 5 seconds if that

Mother: we're in the same room. I do not need to message on the group chat to tell her off

KittyHoward: ...

KittyHoward: true

QueenOfTheCastle: Kitty come back to bed it's cold without you

KittyHoward: alright then

Mother: thank the lord

TheGoldOne: you too Annie

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: but why i want to watch disney movies

TheGoldOne: because you need to sleep

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: but whyyyy

TheGoldOne: how the hell is she worse than cathy...?

Mother: I guess we'll never know..

Mother: I'll come help Lina, Cathy's sleeping now.

TheGoldOne: thanks

[Ten minutes later]

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: jane was that really necessary?

Mother: yes, now shut up and sleep

TheGoldOne: oop..

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: okay mère