Maria is my favourite accidental agent of Chaos
[Tuesday 9:36am]
[On the Let The Chaos Commence chat]
QueenOfTheCastle: Catalina Trastamara de Aragon control your fucking girlfriend
TheSuperiorSpaniard: Oof that's a full name and a half
TheSuperiorSpaniard: also who is your girlfriend-
TheGoldOne: Anne...
TheSuperiorSpaniard: PERDÓN?????
TheSuperiorSpaniard: ESTÁS SALIENDO CON ANNE JODER BOLEYN?????
TheGoldOne: Maria....
WhatsAHusband: you've set her off
TheSideChick: she's screaming in Spanish
BoBosBestie: she's throwing books at me now
TheGoldOne: well.... Um anyway Anna what did Anne do this time?
QueenOfTheCastle: she's taken Cathy's coffee and Cathy and Jane are going absolutely insane
TheGoldOne: why is Jane going insane? I thought she was trying to stop her drinking coffee
QueenOfTheCastle: she's in simp mode
TheGoldOne: shit....
Mother: stop swearing Lina
KittyHoward: no punctuation-
QueenOfTheCastle: i knew it was bad but not this bad
KittyHoward: TAKE COVER
TheSideChick: what the actual fuck is happening
Mother: you'd do good to stop swearing as well
TheGoldOne: im out im gonna find Anne
Mother: good
[5 minutes pass]
KittyHoward: the silence in the house is deafening
QueenOfTheCastle: im coming
KittyHoward: are you bringing popcorn?
QueenOfTheCastle: yes
KittyHoward: I love you so much
TheSideChick: Ugh pda
KittyHoward: let me love my girlfriend
SleepIsForTheWeak: I'm pretty sure it's the other way around
KittyHoward: shhhh
SleepIsForTheWeak: I got coffee now but Jane took Anne somewhere and I'm a little scared that I'm gonna have to bail Jane out of prison.
QueenOfTheCastle: wanna join us with popcorn?
SleepIsForTheWeak: I don't wanna third wheel thanks
TheSuperiorSpaniard: this is confusing me that you're all dating each other
WhatsAHusband: don't act like you aren't a dating Bessie
SleepIsForTheWeak: SORRY??????
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: not sorry
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: I was summoned?
TheGoldOne: how on Earth did you survive the Seymour rage???
SleepIsForTheWeak: me :)
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: yes im very grateful now lets move on
SleepIsForTheWeak: anyway let's get back to the important question. MARIA IS DATING BESSIE????
TheSuperiorSpaniard: I'm as shocked about it as you are.
TheGoldOne: that doesn't make any sense Maria 🤦🏽♀️
SleepIsForTheWeak: I thought Bessie was straight... she said yesterday....
TheSideChick: surprise :) I was closeted until about 2 hours ago
WhatsAHusband: yeh sorry bout that
KittyHoward: does that mean Joan is dating Maggie?????
WhatsAHusband: ew no
BoBosBestie: I hate you for even suggesting it
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: demoted from bestie
BoBosBestie: WHY
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: you hate my baby cousin
BoBosBestie: fine I'm sorry I don't hate her
TheGoldOne: what the fuck just happened
Mother: language
TheGoldOne: English :)
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: pfffttttt F in the chat for Lina
QueenOfTheCastle: F
SleepIsForTheWeak: F
WhatsAHusband: F
TheSideChick: F
KittyHoward: F
TheSuperiorSpaniard: F
KittyHoward: we will miss you lina
QueenOfTheCastle: rip my wine bestie
Mother: You all act like I am actually going to kill her.
QueenOfTheCastle: you will kill someone someday
SleepIsForTheWeak: and it's gonna be Anne
TheGoldOne: it's just facts
Mother: maybe if you all did what you were asked and followed the rules
QueenOfTheCastle: BUT it means more fun for Cathy
KittyHoward: so really we're just doing her a favour
Mother: what does that even mean
SleepIsForTheWeak: every time you're angry you always like to channel it through something else...
Mother: my garden?
TheSuperiorSpaniard: I think she means Angry Sex ™️
TheGoldOne: I-
QueenOfTheCastle: THE BABY DID NOT NEED TO HEAR THAT
TheSuperiorSpaniard: WHAT BABY?!?!?
KittyHoward: YEAH ANNA WHAT BABY
QueenOfTheCastle: you're my baby :(
TheGoldOne: may the Lord save us all from what's about to go down
TheSuperiorSpaniard: what is?
[An hour later]
TheSuperiorSpaniard: Hello?
[Two hours later]
TheSuperiorSpaniard: oh shit
[An hour later]
TheSuperiorSpaniard: save me
TheGoldOne: go home you can escape
SleepIsForTheWeak: yea we're trapped
TheSuperiorSpaniard: I can't...
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: why....?
TheSuperiorSpaniard: I'm in their wardrobe
HeChoppedMyHeadOff: oh shit
SleepIsForTheWeak: Language
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