Six Texting GroupChat

VI- The Chaos Deepens

A/N: this one is very history based rather than Six but yeah :)

[Monday 4:42pm]

[Let The Chaos Commence chat]

[HeChoppedMyHeadOff added BoBosBestie, WhatsAHusband, TheSideChick and TheSuperiorSpaniard to the chat]

TheGoldOne: who are they?

BoBosBestie: Margaret Lee

WhatsAHusband: Joan Bulmer

TheSideChick: Bessie Blount

TheSuperiorSpaniard: Maria De Salinas :) (or Mary Salt to you boring English people)

TheGoldOne: Maria I love you but you are not the superior

TheSuperiorSpaniard: then why is it my name and not yours? :)

TheGoldOne: it doesn't matter.

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: AYYYY MAGGSTER'S HERE

BoBosBestie: hey Anne 😜

TheGoldOne: Anne why did you add Bessie? Who actually likes her?

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: woah lina calm yourself.... just cuz she stole your mans

TheSideChick: like I was the only one 🙄

WhatsAHusband: why am I even here? I don't know any of you

TheGoldOne: yeah who are you?

KittyHoward: WHO PUT JOAN BULMER ON THIS DAMN CHAT AND DO YOU WANT TO DIE?

WhatsAHusband: oh that'll be why

WhatsAHusband: gurl Lady Rochford have the evidence against you I didn't tell shitall don't be shitting on me

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: GRUMPY JANE GAVE EVIDENCE AGAINST MY LIL COUSIN TOO???? IM GONNA KILL HER

WhatsAHusband: I think you'll find she is already dead

Mother: Woah! What I did what to who now?

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: not you my brother's wife :/

Mother: Oh Lady Rochford? I liked her. She was a bit weird but nice all the same.

WhatsAHusband: yeah she's weird alright

KittyHoward: I'm pretty sure she watched me and Thomas through the keyhole

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: ew wtf

Mother: what were you doing in a room alone together?!

WhatsAHusband: I heard she went mad in prison and the king changed the laws just so he could kill her

HeChoppedMyHeadOff: wth? Like I never really liked her after she made all those claims about me and my brother but not even she deserved that especially if she went mad

QueenOfTheCastle: what did I just finish my workout to?

KittyHoward: what did they do to you Joan?

WhatsAHusband: sent me home :)

KittyHoward: bitch

Mother: language

KittyHoward: English.

Mother: >:(

SleepIsForTheWeak: why can y'all not go a day without driving Jane insane on this chat?

QueenOfTheCastle: it's necessary.

KittyHoward: ^^^

TheSuperiorSpaniard: can we get a round up of names on y'all's side so I can figure it out a lot of these usernames are confusing me