The Tale Of The Brit And The Bad Boy

Chapter 36: Wanna Play FIFA?

Cherry POV

You wanna play FIFA, is he frigging serious?!? You don't tease a horny teenage girl like that, that's just...that's just mean! And unfair! There could be girls out there who has guys that don't take off their shirt and say they wanna play FIFA. That's a shitty ass game anyway, it pisses me off. I would much rather play COD.

Which reminds me, I honestly can't wait for Black Ops 3.

Anyway back to the other subject. Brett is a stupid ass dick tease. So I did what I had to do, I was on my period anyway so he should've seen it coming. I walked up to him, looked at his chest, because who wouldn't it was just so! Anyway enough horny mind Cherry! Okay I'm just gonna get strait to the point. I slapped the guy.

"Ow! What the fuck was that for!"

"I'm on my period, you had it coming to be fair!" I try to reason, I was actually pissed off because he teased me.

"So I don't care if there's blood coming out of your vajayjay! You didn't have to slap me HARD across the face, like seriously what the fuck Cherry! Gosh you are so bipolar!"

"Anyway, no I don't want to play a game, and do you see an Xbox in here!"

"Well there's a bed" oh gawd, here comes the even redder cheeks.

"Y-yeah, so?" I tried to sound less effected. It totally failed, sometimes I actually wonder what's wrong with me?

"We can always play connect four on it!" I slapped him. Again. Wow today I'm on a roll with these slaps, and it hasn't even been ten minutes and I already slapped him TWICE!

"Would you quit slapping me! Gosh we can always have sex if you get too sexually frustrated okay! I never knew your period could make you THIS sexually frustrated!"

"I'm not sexually frustrated!"

"That's not what Google said" he snapped.

Well this is either going very badly or better then I expected it to be. Those abs though....NO STOP SNAP OUT OF IT CHERRY, BAD GIRL!

Look at me now, I'm having an argument with me, myself and I. How nice.

"Seriously though you wanna play FIFA?" is he honestly serious?

"There is no fucking Xbox in here Brett!" I yelled.

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"No-Brett!-"laugh, snort, "STOP!" who knew that if you put a boy and a horny girl in a room together, the maths equation you would expect is if you add the bed, take away the clothes, divide the legs and multiply.

But with me and Brett it's a totally different story, so you see what happened in the last hour, I slapped him again, he eventually got pissed and threw a pillow at me. Then we ended up throwing stuff at each other, and he was still shirtless but I'm not complaining.

Then he tackled me we had an almost kiss. Yeah ALMOST a girl can she can she. I obviously said something. I literally said 'your abs are yummy' it was meant to be in my head.

Then I obviously got teased, he started poking me and found out I was ticklish now I have been non stop unattractively snorting, and laughing while he tickles me.

So you could basically say that my not so cliché crush story turned into some messed up comedy with a hint of shirtless Brett.

"Yo love birds! You bang each other yet?" Celeb shouted from the other side, we heard laughs.

"Did you bang a guy or something cause your starting to get the effects of a dick" Brett shouted back, not gonna lie that was a pretty good comeback.