The Tale Of The Brit And The Bad Boy

Chapter 42: Piss Take Friday

Cherry POV

I really want to scratch my eyes out. This. Is. Torture. And it's literally only been a few minutes. We just got our table, and all I can hear is sarcastic compliments, from none other then the girl more plastic than Barbie.

It'd like she's asking for another punch in the face. Because I'm all up for it. But after I eat, I don't want be to starving when I get kicked out of Pizza hut. And I'm gonna make sure Greg keeps his dick in his pants for the next month. I'm gonna be the annoying sister who tells her brother off. But he deserves it.

"Okay, I'm gonna go to the mens room, so excuse me ladies" Greg got up, and I want to rant, and he would most likely be distracted by some slutty waitress. So I have enough time to rant at him. To be honest if he only went the mens room to wash his hands, then I would be surprised. Due to the amount of sex that he has, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't care about his personal hygiene.

I excused myself and followed my asshole of a twin. Sure enough he was outside trying to catch the attention of a girl who was a blonde but definitely not a slut, she was a waitress. He completely ignored him. And obviously didn't want to deal with any guys right now. She said something,causing him to frown and then walked away to serve someone.

"What was it?" I asked.

"She's 19, sometimes I wish I wasn't 17"

"Anyway-" I hit his arm "why the fuck did you do that?!? When you know that it's that slutty baboon face, who caused e to freaking be upset!-"I hit him arm again"-Dick, and out of all the Cherry's out there I had to be the one to be your twin!"

"Whoops, and come on you love me, give your brother some love" he opened his arms.

"Ew, no that sounds wrong, you know if anyone else heard you say that to me they would help me run away" I cringed.

"Oh yeah, that did kinda sound wrong in a way, anyway, now hug me sister!"

"Don't go all Drake and Josh on me!"

"Correction, Greg and Cherry, and fine I'm sorry, what do you want me to do"

"Find an actual girlfriend, and keep your dick in your pants for a month, simple, and if anything bad happens at this little annoying lunch, then you have to walk round the school hall pantless, without having sex" his eyes widened.

"Cherry! I'm a guy, I need to have it, I don't want to say why but please not a month!"

"Why, Greg?!? I'm sick of having random girls coming!"

He took a deep breath. "itrelievesmeandiamalwayshorny"

"What in the world did you just say?"

"itreleaievsmehnialwayshorn..." he wandered off.

"Oh just say it, idiot!"

"It relieves me okay! I'm horny and I need to relieve it otherwise I get a big bulge in my pants!" well I did hear hi I just wanted him to shout it out.

"Yeah, I heard the first time, I just wanted to hear you say it out loud, because it's funny" I started laughing. Normally if someone's twin brother said that to them it might be awkward but our relationship is weird, so this isn't even awkward at all. Plus it's Greg, what do you honestly expect?

"Anyway, after this dinner, I do not wanna see Cheesy's face, like seriously it's s orange you can see the fakeness from all the way in England. It's like a big ball of cheesy puffs"

"You still talk like a Brit, and it's weird since we've been in America for so long, I even lost count"

"Anyway, they're probably thinking that I'm punching you, which you still need"