Loving A Psychopath (Billdip) Gravity Falls

8: Boyfriend

Dipper's POV

"Guys, gals and, non-binary pals, Since William is apparently, 'in good health,' we can get settled at the Shack." Ford says.

Mabel gave a secret fangirling look before starting her way to the Shack. I looked down at Bill who dramatically put his hand on his forehead.

"I just can't seem to get up! My head is dizzy, my body limp and motionless! If only there was a knight in shining armor to pick me up!" Bill whined, pretending to die on the floor.

I got off the floor, brushing myself off.

I cringed, shifting my weight on one foot. "No way. I can't carry you! Look at my arms!" I exclaimed.

"Look! I'll help!" Bill says, getting up and falling backward. I screamed as his body fell ontop of me. "GET OFF!"

"You're like a campfire," Bill grinned as he felt my face heat up. "Awww!"

"Shut it! Geez, I think I twisted my leg," I groaned in pain.

Bill quickly got up, scooping me in his arms bridal style.

"B-Will!" I blurt, wrapping my hands around his neck and pulling him close.

"You need to rest! Aren't you tired?! Just let me go!" I say nervously, trying to escape his grasp.

"After using my all known power, I'm a little worn out. However, My Pinetree needs his rest more." Bill cooed.

My Pinetree?..

"I don't belong to anyone, you jerk." I hissed.

"Oooh feisty aren't we?~" Bill teased.

"You have such a slapable face you know." I growled.

Bill scoffed turning away. A small smile formed on his face as he took us back.

~

Bill makes his way to the door, just when it opens. There stood Stan with a shotgun in hand pointed directly at Bill's face. "YOU COME HERE ONE MORE TIME I'LL-" Before Stan realized the blonde teen on the porch wasn't that small runt still terrorizing the Shack.

"Hot Belgian Waffles! Uh, Neice did you order a tall Norwegian Prince?" Stan called over his shoulder. Mabel perked up, giggling.

"Nope! That's Dipper's boyfriend!" Mabel teased.

Stan looked down at me as I hid my flustered face against Bill's chest.

"It's not what it looks like!" I say back.

"Why did Fez say he has waffles-? I want some." Bill whispered to me, pouting.

Stan blicked a few times, finally realizing the situation. "This is too weird even for me. You better explain, Kid." Stan says, stepping aside so Bill could enter.

Bill walked past, just when Ford took a glance at the..strange situation. By the look on Bill's face, it looked like he was terrified at Stan's prepared protection.