Cleo: wait.what. your not coming to my tea party
Jessy: ...
Cleo: JESSY I MADE BISCUITS!!!
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Mc: your stupid
Dan: well your dumb
Mc: I don't like your hair
Dan: (gasp)
Richy: oh my gosh they just went there
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Mc: you have EXACTLY 3 seconds to explain why you just WOKE ME UP!!!
richy: because it's morning and you should be awake
Mc: oh... interesting I didn't know you want to DIE TODAY!!!
richy: mc you can't kill me
Mc: too late I already decided how
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Mc: I really like Eminem
Thomas: I prefer Skittles
Mc: no...like the rapper
Thomas: WHY WOULD YOU EAT THE RAPPER!!!
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Mc: jessy can I walk to the store
Jessy: well let's see... If the stranger asks you to get in his van would you
Mc: absolutely I love meeting new people
Jessy: no you don't get in the van
Mc: ok I won't
Richy: what if he has candy
Mc: now I'm getting in I love candy
Richy:no you don't get in
Mc: but he has candy come on...
Richy: you don't get in!
Mc: fine I won't
Dan: what if he says but I know your dad
Mc: then I'm getting in that's family
Dan: no he's lying
Mc: that liar!
Cleo: what if he has a puppy
Mc: I'm getting in
Cleo: no you still don't get in
Mc: ok no problem
Thomas: what if he offers you money
Mc: I'm in there
Thomas: NO!!!
mc: no?
Thomas: no!!!
Mc: okay, no
Lilly: what if stranger says he'll take you to the arcade
Mc: scoot over I'm getting in
Lilly: no
Mc: I'm staying out I'm not getting in the van
Jake: no you can't go to the store
Mc: I don't even want to go anymore
Jake: okay
Mc: I'm going to get in the strangers van and get f***ing
Puppies and candy!
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duskwood on crack/ Random Duskwood Things
Fanfictionjust funny stuff to make you laugh (hopefully ❤️) plus some little stories with the characters