Jake: go to bed! It's 3am! If you don't your gonna hate yourself in the morning!
Mc: jokes on you! I'm gonna hate myself in the morning regardless!
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(Everyone listening to music)
Mc: and all of my pretty too bi**h I am not ugly that is you, (haha)
(Points to Dan)
Everyone except Dan: (laughing)
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Jessy: we are not rehab for broken men (clapping in between words)
Dan: we are not banks for broken women (clapping in between words)
Mc: we are farmers! Bumm bumm bum bumm bumm
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Mc: BRING ME CHOCOLATE!!!
richy: alright... Calm down
Mc: (death stare at richy)
Richy: SOMEONE WOKE UP WITH AN ATTITUDE!
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DAN: WHY IS THERE A 800,000$ CHARGE ON MY CREDIT CARD!!!
mc: but Dan...I'm a material girl
Dan: Get out of my house!!
jessy: (laughing uncontrollably)
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Mc: PTSD
Lilly: here we go again
Mc: anxiety
Thomas: what are they doing
Mc: crippling depression... There is no question you should kill me!
Jake: is she okay
Mc: Let me be with heramby
Jessy: yeah their fine
Mc: I feel like sh*t everyday! I'm asking nicely, do it by drowning, under the sea!!
Dan: (laughing)
Lilly: this is never going to get old Is it
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Mc: so he broke up with me, ha
Richy: why are you looking up
Mc: I NEED TO CRY BUT MY FOUNDATION WAS 48$!!!!
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jake: aren't you supposed to be in a zoom call right now?!
Mc: I got kicked off already
Jake: why?what did you do!!
Mc: well she said "don't get smart with me" and I said " then what are we paying you for" and she did not like that
Cleo: mc that's rude
Mc: but I'm right on this
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duskwood on crack/ Random Duskwood Things
Fanfictionjust funny stuff to make you laugh (hopefully ❤️) plus some little stories with the characters