Mwaf: there's no need to be afraid of me. I dont bite
Cleo: yeah but do you stab
Dan: ...
Mwaf: ...i dont bite
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" Day After the party"
Phil: there's a stranger in my bed
Mc: there's a pounding in my head
Jessy: glitter all over the room
Cleo: pink flamingos in the pool
Dan: i smell like a mini bar
Thomas: dj's passed out in the yard
Hannah: barbies on the BBQ
Lilly: this a hickey or a bruise
Jake: pictures of last night ended up online
Mc: im screwed
Jake: oh well
Richy: its a black out blur, but im pretty sure
Jessy: it ruled
Cleo: damn
Thomas: last Friday night...
Dan: yeah danced on table tops
Phil: and we took to many shots
Lilly: jake and mc kissed but they forgot
Mc: me and jake did what
Jake: ....
*Mc and jake just awkwardly staring at each other*
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Mwaf: sing or mc dies
Mc: just kill me, no ones gonna sing
Lilly: sorry mc... I dont know this song
Thomas: me either sorry
Mwaf: say goodbye mc *holds knife up*
Jake: not so fast.
Jessy/dan: 🎶he said one day you'll leave this world behind 🎶
Jake: 🎶so live a life you will remember🎶
Cleo/hannah: 🎶my father told me when i was just a child🎶
Phil: 🎶these are the nights the never die🎶
Richy: 🎶my father told🎶
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Richy: mc get out the house is on fire
Mc: well tell the fire to hold up cause im doing some important sh*t
*Turns on music*
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Lilly: if you dont like me at my worst you dont like me at my best
Mc: i dont like you at all
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Mc: i look so ugly today like i do not want to go out
Jake: h*ll no you look really cute
Mc: i know i just want to hear you say it
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duskwood on crack/ Random Duskwood Things
Fanfictionjust funny stuff to make you laugh (hopefully ❤️) plus some little stories with the characters