duskwood on crack/ Random Duskwood Things

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Mwaf: my cave my rules .
Mc: ...... My knife your life
Mwaf: oh oh
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Mc: why is dark spelled with a "k" and not a "c"
Jessy: ...
Richy: ...
Cleo: ...
Mc: because you can't "c" in the dark
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Thomas: let's try this again, what do you say when you get the urge to throw lilly off a building
Mc: (looks at lilly)..... Yeet!
Lilly: no!!!
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Jake: hey how old are you
Mc: uhh... It's 2022 right?
Jake: yeah?
Mc: yeah okay,hold on (Takes out calculator), 24
Jake: did you really just have to calculate your own age
Mc: well i didn't think I would make it this far!!!
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Mc: why is it when I take a sip of the alcohol, people call me the alcoholic but when I drink the whole bottle of fanta NOBODY calls me FANTAatic!
jessy: I tell you your fantastic every day!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mc: can someone get me to the hospital
Jessy: what's wrong
Mc: if you need to know my blood type is.... RED (mc faints)
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Mc: they died of natural causes
Jessy: ....
Dan: you pushed them off the roof!
Mc: yeah? Gravity! It's natural.
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Mc: when I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying
Dan: ... And?
Mc: you are
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Mc: don't be sad!
Richy: why not
Mc: because sad backwards is das
Richy: ...
Mc: and das not good
Richy: (smiles)
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