duskwood on crack/ Random Duskwood Things

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Mc: remember when you told me to go to the pharmacy
Jake: yes?
Mc: mmm....their out of my ADHD medicine for five days
Jake: oh my gosh-
Mc: it's gonna be a fun week 
Jake: .... I'm going back into hiding
Mc: through sickness and in health motherf*cker
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Jessy: airplane
Mc: airpain
Jessy: close enough
Richy: tomato
Mc: to-ma-to
Dan: banana
Mc: baan-nnan-naaa-na
Dan: did you even try
Cleo: kitty
Mc: ti**y
Cleo: NO
thomas: blanket
Mc: ban kit
Lilly: dump truck
Mc: dump fu*k
Lilly: definitely not
Jake: balloons
Mc: baboons
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Mc: he broke up with me
Dan: you never had a boyfriend/girlfriend
Mc: i know i just wanted to see if you cared
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Jessy: hey im bi
Mc: i thought you were american
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Cleo: in every friend group theres the dumb one
(Everyone looks at you)
Mc: really??
(Everyone laughing)
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Dan: how do i get my crush to ask me out
Mc: well you know how everyone says be yourself? Well dont do that
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Dan: today is a beautiful day outside
Lilly: not as beautiful as me
Mc: (tries no to laugh and looks at jessy)
Jessy: (trying not to laugh)
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Richy: what was your dream job when you were a kid, speed run first thing that comes to your mind.
Dan: NBA player
Lilly: deepsea diver
Jessy: mermaid
Cleo: ahhhh baker
Mc: a hooker, i mean......
(Everyone laughing)
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Mc: hey richy
Richy: make it quick
Mc: *giggles* what is blue and smells like red paint
Richy: what?
Mc: blue paint (laughing)
Richy: ....
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Mc: why is that person running, ARE YOU OKAY IS SOMEONE CHASING YOU!
cleo: no, im taking my daily jog
Mc: you're running on purpose? Its 7 in the morning
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Dan: mc you have to think about what your asking for because money doesn't grow on trees
Mc: yes it dose, its paper?
Dan: ugh
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