South Park One-Shots

Mistakes Were Made

Cartman x Reader

{(F/m) = Favorite Movie}

"Boohoo you fucking whore! Who needs ya!" Eric screeched as a young female stormed out of his house. Her (h/l) (h/c) locks flowing behind her as she stomped away.

"Screw you fat ass! This is why you don't have any friends! Cause I'm no longer one either! I'm done! Screw you!" (Y/n) exclaimed as she walked towards the road. Eric blew hair out of his face and turned around to walk back inside she he heard a loud scream and the sound of bone crunching on bone.

Eric whipped around to see a horrible sight before him.

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Paramedics rushed to the scene and grabbed (Y/n) and shoved her in the ambulance before accelerating down the road. Eric couldn't believe what he just witnessed.

(Y/n) had been struck by an oncoming car.

She walked into the road without a care in the world and got hit by a car. She didn't see it till it was too late.

Eric felt tears well up in his eyes. His hand flew up to his mouth.

Eric ran inside to grab his coat and dashed to the hospital. He dialed three more numbers and told them to meet him at the hospital, and said it was urgent.

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When Eric had gotten to the hospital, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny were already there. "What's this all about fat ass?" Kyle asked. Normally, Cartman would insult him back calling him a Jew, but he was too concerned about (Y/n) to form an insult.

"It's (Y/n) we were fighting and she stormed off into the street and got hit." Eric said wheezing in between breaths. Don't forget that in order to get here as fast as he did, he ran here.

"Woah Cartman. Did you run here?" Stan asked.

"Y-yeah." Cartman said with his hands on his knees. Kyle, Stan, and Kenny all looked at each other worriedly. (Y/n) wasn't like the other girls in town. She was more comfortable around the guys, and, more importantly, she put up with Cartman better than the three boys ever could. So in order for (Y/n) to stomp away from him, he must have really pissed her off.

"What did you say to her?" Kenny asked.

"Well that's a... Really long story." Cartman said running the back of his neck guiltily.

"What happened?" Kyle asked with clenched teeth.

"I um... Kinda insulted her views on a certain subject... Retaining to (F/m)" Cartman said.

"Cartman... You know how sensitive she is about (F/m)." Stan said pinching the bridge of his nose.

"Yeah.. I immediately regretted it afterwards seeing her face, but I was blinded by sarcasm. Guys, I never meant for any of this to happen." Cartman said.

"Wow... And I really believe you. Which is weird." Kyle said. Stan shoved his hands in his pockets and looked at the ground. Kenny simply twiddled his thumbs. No one knew what to say to this. They just simply waited for the doctors to give them clearance to go in.

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It had been almost 12 hours and still no word of her. The four boys were beginning to get very worried, when someone came running down the hallway crying their eyes out.

"Mrs. (L/n)? Are you okay?" Kyle asked.

"Oh boys it's.... Simply too..." Mrs. (L/n) broke down sobbing.