South Park One-Shots

Thanks For The Job

Reader X Tweek

The sun cast a slight glimmer on the dusty window as the boy with the blonde hair and green shirt cleaned up the dust in the back of the coffee shop where he worked. "Wh-why does everyone Agh! Else get to p-play wh-while I'm s-s-stuck in Agh! Here." He said. "It's a b-beautiful day."

"It sure is. Wonder why you spend it in here." A voice came from above. Tweek screamed. He looked around until his green eyes lay upon someone's E/C ones.

"Y-Y/N. Wh-what are you Ack! Doing here?" He asked her. The small girl giggled shyly and jumped down from the dirty windowsill. Her H/L H/C locks bouncing. Mesmerizing the poor boy.

"Tweek, why are you in here? Why are you working when you could be outside playing?" She asked him.

"I-it's not my fault. M-my parents Agh! Make m-me do th-this!" He said. Y/n sighed and walked out through the employees door.

Y/n came back a few minutes later with a Tweek Bro's apron on. "Wh-what are you doing?" He asked.

"If you can't hang with me outside; I'll hang with you inside." She said picking up a broom and sweeping the dusty floors. Tweek looked up at her with excitement. He quickly ran and wrapped his arms around her small frame.

"Th-thank you Y-Y/n." He said before putting more coffee grinds in the machine. She smiled and replied with a simple 'you're welcome'.

However, doing this for Tweek's mental health wasn't the only reason. Y/N has secretly wanted to get closer to Tweek for some time. Whenever he was around, Y/N would get intense heart pains, heart flutters, or both.

Tweek experiences the same thing. Whenever he's next to Y/N, he gets messed up. His voice cracks, his stuttering increases, and he shakes much more. He couldn't help himself. Y/N was just so pretty, and he loved her.

"H-hey Y/N." Tweek said. She turned her attention towards him and cocked her head.

"Yeah Tweek?" She asked.

"H-how about we Agh! G-get o-out of h-here. Wh-who cares wh-what my parents think." He said smiling. Y/n smiled and nodded; stripping off her apron and walking towards the skylight. She grabbed Tweek's hand and led him out of the skylight.

They ran to the nearest house and climbed the roof, where they stared at the sun slowly going down. "Thanks for the job Tweek." Y/n said. Tweek smiled at her and nodded his head.

"Y-Y/N." Tweek said. She turned to stare at him and cocked her head to one side.

"Yeah Tweek?" She asked him.

Tweek stared at his hands, should he come clean to what he was always thinking about? How beautiful Y/N was?

"I-I really like you. W-whenever you Agh! Are a-around I g-get goosebumps, and b-butterflies i-i-in my stomach. I d-don't know if y-you feel the same way, but I r-r-really like you... I maybe e-even l-l-love you." He said.

Y/N stood dumbfounded at the blonde boy. Tweek, loved her? She didn't know what to say except-

"I've felt the same way. Ever since I saw you at the coffee shop all those years ago. I'd like to thank you... For everything. And, thanks for the job... I guess I already said that though huh?" She said.

Tweek smiled, grabbed her hands, and pressed his small lips to hers in a passionate kiss. Y/N didn't complain, and wrapped her arms around his neck while his went around his waist.

The rest is up to you ;)

Sawyer's Note: Gee guys. I have no idea why these are so short now. I'll try harder next time... I feel like I just got caught for something. Never mind. Thank you all for reading. Be sure to hit that vote button and have yourselves a fun time.