South Park One-Shots

My Stupid Conformist Love

Michael X Reader

Today was a normal day for the quiet little mountain town of South Park Colorado. That is... If you lied sunny blue sky and nice weather, but the goth kids, as many know, don't appreciate the world and all it's fucked up details.

"What should we do today you guys?" Henrietta asked.

"The same thing we do every day I guess. Avoid the posers while we go to the Village Inn." Pete said.

"Yeah man. I could use some coffee right now." Michael replied as they all stood up and walked to the tiny café they enjoyed so much.

~*~

The goth kids walked through the door and found their usual table in the corner of the room. They got themselves comfortable before the waitress came over with three menus.

"Hello guys I'm _____, and I'll be you're waitress for today. Can I interest you four in our soup of the d-"

"Hey kid, aren't you a little young to be working at the Village Inn?" Michael interrupted.

It was true this girl looked to be around their age with (H/L) (H/C) hair and (E/C) eyes that reflected the lighting and sparkled with childhood purity.

"Why yes I am, but my uncle owns the place, and he proposed that I work here for some extra pocket money. Now can I please take your order?" _____ asked.

"Umm the four of us will just have the usual." Pete said as he slid the menu away from them. _____ gave them a confused look, but her eyes sparkled and she gave off a smile before taking their menus and nodding.

"What's with her? She's way too preppy for my taste." Michael said, but that wasn't exactly what he was thinking. He was too busy watching _____'s hips sway to the side as she walked.

"Michael?... Michael!" Henrietta yelled.

"Hmm. What?" He asked a little irritated.

"Why are you staring off into space?" She asked him.

"He wasn't staring into space. He was staring at _____." Firkle said the first thing in about two hours.

Michael's face erupted into blush. "I- I was not. Why would I stare at a stupid conformist like her?" He asked.

"Oh I don't know. Maybe you like h-"

"Here you go you guys." _____ said as she held four coffee cups in her hands and set them on the table. All four of the goth kids gave her a confused look. They thought they would have to tell her what their 'usual' is... However, it turned out that _____ already knew, because she had been secretly observing them... From... Afar.

She knew all of their quirky little habits, where they hung out, what they liked to eat, and now she knew that Michael had been staring at her.

The goths all took little hesitant sips, and their eyes lit up. How could it be? This wasn't just their normal coffee... It had something else in it...

And it was delicious.

"This is really good. How could a conformist like you make something so good?" Pete asked.

_____ laughed. The secret was just a dash of kelp juice. It gives the coffee a mysterious taste. "Enjoy." She said before walking off.

~*~

The Goth kids had finished their coffee and placed a tip on the counter. The were just about to walk out when...

"Hey guys! Hold up!" _____ said as she ran over to them with a small to go cup. Probably filled with the Sam coffee they drank. "I thought you might want this Michael." She said as she handed him the cup. "Since you seemed to be the one who enjoyed it the most." A small blush creeped onto her cheeks as she looked away.

"Oh yeah... Thanks I guess. Fucking conformist." He murmured the last part. _____ smiled before giving him a kids on the cheek.

"Come back soon you guys." She said before darting to the back room. Michael touched the area where she had kissed him and instantly became enraged. He bolted after the girl before coming face to face with her as soon as he entered the door.

"Who the FUCK do you think you are? What right do you fucking conformist have to kiss me in front of my only friends?" Michael became more and more livid with each passing word that flowed from his mouth.

_____ simply stared at Michael in wonder and smiled the more he talked. "Michael." She said.

"What?" He asked. He barely even knew what was happening anymore. _____ had smashed her lips to his and threw her arms around his neck. Michael stood there flabbergasted.

He didn't know what to do. So he did the only thing a man of his record could do.

He kissed back.

He put his arms on her waist and leaves into the kiss. He felt _____ smile into the kiss, and he took that moment to graze her teeth with his tongue.

"Well well well." Henrietta whispered.

"Looks line Michael found his stupid conformist love." Pete said.

Sawyer's Note:

Oh my god I am so sorry everyone! I have no excise to just drop off the face of the earth like that! Anyways so hope this helps ease the pain. I like the idea if this. She gave him coffee so he kissed her. I ran out of ideas half way through the chapter. I got the secret kelp recipe idea from the app SoD. It's a HTTYD app, and I think it's awesome! Anyways guys I'm back and happy to start writing again.