South Park One-Shots

Betrayel

Eric Cartman X Reader

You ran as fast as your aching legs could carry you. You saw the Kingdom of Kupa Keep in the distance, and this pushed you to go faster.

You made it safely through the gates and fell on your hand and knees on the soft dirt. You breathed heavily in and out. Curse those dirty elves and their long ranged weapons.

Before you could regain your full breath. You were pulled to your feet forcefully by two warriors you couldn't see. Although by the way your left side was shaking; you could tell the one on your left was Tweek.

You were brought to the middle of the kingdom before you are forcefully brought to your knees. You watched a staff came in sight followed by the ends of a blue robe. You tried your best to turn your head to the sky, but you only got a glimpse of the Grand Wizard before you dropped your head to the floor.

"And the Jew comes crawling back."

"I'm not a jew." You spoke in defiance.

"All traitors are Jews."

"That entire sentence is a lie."

"The only lie here is your membership to the Kingdom... Warriors... Bring her inside." Eric spoke before turning on his heels and towards the war tent.

You were forcefully pulled to your feet and dragged towards the war tent.

The two warriors dumped you inside on the floor and exited the wart tent. You looked around at all the weird and unique items before your eyes lay upon the grand wizard sitting on his throne of junk.

"Tell me you dirty Jew-"

"Not a Jew."

"Tell me you dirty je-"

"Still not a Jew."

"Dammit! Let me fucking finish!" His tone caught you off guard, but you thought you might as well hear what he has to say.

"Tell me you dirty..." He trailed off. "Well? Aren't you going to say something?" He asked.

"Didn't you just tell me not to?"

"But you're a traitor. You should go against my wishes." He said.

"I'm not a traitor... At least not to you." You spoke.

"Stop lying!" He screeched. "You." He pointed a finger at you. "Are a mother fucking traitor who betrayed the KKK!" He screamed.

"Eric I-"

"No!" He screamed rather loudly. You instantly shut your mouth. "I actually trusted you. I fucking trusted you! Above everyone else, and when you went and betrayed us... I was fucking hurt!" He said.

"I trusted you." He said as he turned around.

Oh my god. Was it true that he was really hurt by what you did? Did he actually have a heart?

You stood up as best as you could with the bonds on your wrists, but you still stood up and walked over to the Grand Wizard. You stood up on your toes and rested your head on the Wizard's shoulders. He laughed dryly. "I hate you. You know that right?" He asked. To which you responded with a Mhmm.

"Hey. While I was busy betraying you. I got you something." You said. The Grand Wizard was hesitant, but then he remembered that he loved gifts.

"It better be something deep friend, covered in cheese powder, or dipped in chocolate." He said as he untied your hands.

"No it's much better." You said as you over to your F/C backpack, and pulled out a stick.

The Grand Wizard gasped. "Holy fucking shit Y/N!" He said as he ran his chubby hand over the Stick Of Truth. "How did you-"

"I ran to the elf kingdom and took the stick from Kyle while he was sleeping." You cut him off.

"Very nice." He said.

"Woah! Did I hear you right? Did you just compliment me?" You asked.

"Don't push it. You're still a traitor." He said.

"Goddammit I'm not a traitor!" You screamed.

"Well I'm gonna keep saying it... What are you going to do about it?" He asked with his eyebrows slightly raised.

"This." You said before slamming your lips onto his. Effectively silencing him.