South Park One-Shots

Disney World

Kenny X Reader

"For the love of god Eric! Stop making your gummy bears have sex!" You screamed as you watched the chubby boy move the gummy bears around in sexual positions.

"Try and make me bitch!" He screeched. But his voice cracked in the middle of the sentence causing everyone in the car to laugh except for Eric.

"That was very amusing Eric. Can you give yourself an accidental boner now?" Kenny asked through his parka.

"Eew Kenny!" Everyone in the car said at once.

"Alright children settle down." Mrs. Marsh spoke.

For Stan's 11th birthday, he chose for all of you to go to Disney World with him. You were now currently driving to your hotel. You were staying at the Wilderness Lodge. Stan's favorite lodge. It also happened to be your favorite as well.

"Where are we going tomorrow Stan?" Kyle asked.

"I was thinking tonight we would go to Downtown Disney and walk around. Tomorrow we will go to the Magic Kingdom." He said. You all whooped and hollered.

Kenny looked to be somewhat out of it although. "Kenny... Are you okay?" You asked him.

"What? Oh yeah. I'm fine don't worry about it... I just zoned out." He said through his coat.

"Well don't try to do that too much Kenny. Because we'll be at Disney soon." You spoke.

"Yeah.. I'll try to not to do that." Kenny laughed a little. You gave him a thumbs up and proceeded to stare back out the window.

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"Alright children... We're here!" Mrs. Marsh said as she got out of the car.

"Disney!" Everyone cheered. We all glanced at the hotel and took in all the beautiful details. It looked like it was made out of link-in-logs.

"Wow." Kenny exclaimed from behind you. You giggled and grabbed his hand as you bounded inside.

Mrs. Marsh took care of all of the rooms while you and the others played around in the lobby. You and Kenny were on top of the bridge staring at the hot spring. "It's hot." You said, and you automatically wished you hadn't said it.

"No shit Sherlock." Kenny said right next to you.

"Fuck you Watson." You insulted back. " I forgot."

"You forgot that a hot spring was... Hot? Oh my god." Kenny started laughing. So much he almost fell into the hot spring.

"Oh no you don't. You're not dying on Stan's birthday!" You screamed as you pulled him back onto the bridge. He finally regained his composure and apologized in his own way.

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Mrs. Marsh have out the rooming list. It was Mrs. Marsh, Stan, and Kyle. In the other room was Kenny, You, and Eric. Everyone thought it was pretty fair and you were excited.

This was Disney, and nothing was going to ruin it!

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It was the day of the Magic Kingdom, and everyone woke up bright and early. Everyone got dressed in appropriate attire. This was Florida, so no one had any summer clothes.

You wore a black strap shirt with a green beanie and skinny jeans with green converse.

Everyone was as ready as they would ever be and then you boarded the Disney Transportation.

It wasn't long before it dropped you all off at the Magic Kingdom, and you got through the gate much easier than you had expected.

"Alright kids. Stay together. We'll meet up at the Crystal Palace for lunch. Run along now." Mrs. Marsh said as she left.

"What should we ride first?" You asked.

"Splash Mountain!" Eric said.

"Space Mountain!" Kyle bellowed.

"Haunted Mansion!" Kenny screamed.

"How about we let Stan decide?" You asked as you turned to him.

"I like Kyle's idea! Let's go to Space Mountain!" He screamed.

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You finally got through the line and entered with Kenny sitting behind you, and Kyle sitting in front of you.

The car finally started and you felt Kenny tap you on the shoulder. "Yeah?" You asked as you turned around. Kenny grabbed your head and smashed his lips to yours. Your eyes widened as you molded into the kiss, and you felt the flash of the picture.

The ride had ended and you went to go see the picture.

"Aw sick! Kenny, you couldn't have waited till after the ride?" Kyle asked. Kenny and you just laughed.

"So does this make us boyfriend and girlfriend?" You asked. Kenny scratched his chin as if he was thinking, and then he said.

"Yep."

Sawyer's Note: I thought of this because I'm on my way to Disney. Do you guys ever make gummy bears have sex when you're bored in the car? Cause I do. I find it fun actually. Anyways. I'm out'.