The Ghost Of The Detention Room (Danganronpa THH)

"Kiyotaka Ishimaru, the Detention Ghost!"

YALL ITS FINALLY AUTUMN

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Mondo is too old for this shit.

Well, he's not really but his back problems (from shitty sleeping places and positions) say otherwise.

"... Hi. I'm Mondo fuckin' Owada, Ultimate Biker Gang Leader. Nice to meetcha, I guess.."

Mondo shrugs with his hands in his biker jacket, rejecting the handshake, and goes to turn around again. Though he's stopped as the Ghost- Ishimaru- phases through him and brings his hands out in front of himself, in a 'wait!' position.

"You summoned me for a reason, right? I mean I know at least one person must have heard of me, my summoning spell is quite simple and specific for someone to do it by accident! I've heard people talking about me before, some are really weird if I'm honest.. So.. Why are you avoiding me?" The Ghos- Ishimaru's voice grows sad at the end as he tilts his head. 

His hands are put in a dinosaur-like pose, his hands fiddling together.

Ah shit.. Now I fuckin' feel bad. Sorry bro, convinced I was on some drug, won't happen again.

"I... Well ya see- Shit.. Ya know what? I'm coming clean. Some of my dumbass friends wanted me to see if your whole scary story was real while I was in detention. I thought it was bullshit, but obviously its not.." He shrugs. "I was convinced you were some figment of my imagination. So sorry for ignorin' ya."

Ishimaru looks at him (or just his forehead), eyes slightly widened.

"A figment of your imagination?" He laughs a little as he raises his head back from the tilt.

Mondo nods, now realizing how dumb it sounded.

"Sorry to disappoint, but I am in fact real! I think." Ishimaru looks down at his ghostly legs, shaking the broken one with no visible pain. "I was last time I checked, at least." He does a small smirk.

Last time he checked?? Pretty cryptic if you ask me.

"Anyway."

I guess you're just gonna... Change the topic, then?

"Part of my Legend, was that I reward you with anything you wish. Once I was summoned, of course. So... What do you want?"

Fuck. Decisions.

I never thought of what I wanted. Shiiiiiit. Aoi said ask for a girlfriend or something, didn't she? 

Really fucking boring, but at least then Leon won't hound me for being single.

"I guess to have a girlfriend." Mondo shrugs and rubs the back of his head.

Ishimaru just stares at him.

"Really?" He (after a few seconds) says it as if confused, if a bit agitated. He floats up a little, bends at the waist and tilts his head. All with his arms behind his back.

"Who do you want to be in a heterosexual relationship with?" He smiles politely. Mondo sees the slight agitation in his eyes, though.

WHY DID HE HAVE TO SPECIFY THAT ITS HETERO??? I THINK THAT WASN'T NEEDED-

"Uh.."

I didn't think that far! Shit.. Think Mondo. Pretty girl. Hm..... Not Aoi, she is pretty but she's my friend so.. And Sakura would kill me. Kyokos way too distant with me, I don't even think we are friends... NOT Celeste.. If I choose Sayaka, Kyoko will kill me... Sayaka will kill me if I chose Kyoko too.. Sakura, I guess? Wait no Aoi would have my head-  Not Chihiro, I think everyone would be on my tail.. DEFINITELY not Junko or Mukuro..