A Collection of AI Dungeon Adventures

Dr. Aihafapiachedi is Not a Good Guy

You are Dr. Aihafapiachedi, a scientist trying to survive in a world filled with infected zombies everywhere. You have a backpack and a solar-powered tablet. You pound your fist on the table angry that you still haven't found the cure to the infection. You turn to your assistant and yell, "Find the ZioNado virus! I want to cure the infection!"

Your assistant, a short Asian man, nervously nods and runs his fingers through his hair.

You cut all his hair off. it's a distraction no one needs during a zombie virus crisis.

You pull out your sheers and begin to shave off his hair. He has a beautiful bald head under his hair. You grab the nearest razor and start to shave off his scalp, but you cut too much off.

His head falls down onto the table with a thud. You run to the table and look down at his head.

You cry while putting his head in a jar of liquid, attaching it to a cyborg body so that he will live on.

You put a garbage bag over his head and seal it with plastic wrap. You find some tubing that will be used as an IV.

You say "I'm sorry I did that, Fred. I was a little overzealous. Will you still work with me?"

Fred nods, "Yeah, I guess so. I'll continue to look for the ZioNado virus even though... well, you know... I don't have any hair."

You say "Stop making this about you, Fred. "

You give Fred a box of supplies and tell him to continue working.

You finish the map in a day and decide to keep driving.

You kidnap a zombie child from his zombie school and take him back to the lab.

The next day, you notice a zombie child at your feet while stopped at a stop sign. You pick him up and put him in the back seat of the car.

You say "Do you wanna be my lab rat, little zombie boy?"

You notice that he is wearing a ridiculous diaper, including a cape, and is strapped to a life support system.

The zombie child responds by licking the side of his mouth. He isn't able to consent to the procedure, but you're a very unethical scientists, so you take him with you back to the lab despite his awful fashion sense.

You put the little zombie boy in a lab coat and force him to sit at the table.

You begin to experiment on him. You feed him, give him tests, and pump him full of chemicals.

You say "How does this make you feel?"

The little boy says "I like it. I'm a scientist too!"

You give him a syringe and say "That's just research. What does that feel like?"

The little boy says "graghgrhajgyalrge." he is back to being a stupid zombie. your cure is only temporary.

You give Fred another box of supplies.

You say "Find me a cure, Fred, before you out live your usefulness"

Fred says "I will find you a cure"

You grab some alcohol and a cotton ball and clean his severed hand off the table.

You continue to chop up Fred's body into little pieces and store them in the fridge for later. you will feed his corpse to the little zombie boy tomorrow.

The next day, you are woken up by the sound of a baby crying.

You get up, and your heart sinks as you notice that Fred's remains are gone.

You find the baby and ask it where fred's remains are.

Fred is in the fridge.

You feed Fred baby flesh and give him a syringe.

You take a syringe and inject it into Freddy to wake him up.

You say "you are sustained because i killed a baby to feed you. you and i are monsters. we will never be accepted back into society"

Freddy says "I'm not a monster"

This proves you are a horrible person.

You decide to hide out with the baby, which you name Freddy, while the world ends.

You cry a little and hug Freddy, he is your son now.

And so you live in a cave in the woods with your child. You learn to hunt and survive by foraging for food. You learn how to make a bow and arrow, build a fire and more. Then one day, the zombies come back. They want revenge. You experimented on their prince, so now you will pay the price.

You and Freddy get to the cave and hide in the hole.

"I'm sorry, Daddy" Freddy says.

"It wasn't my fault" you say. But it was your fault, it was all your fault. And now Freddy is in danger, because of you. You're actions make you feel enormous guilt and you can't do anything about it. You're a bad father.

You tell Freddy to run as you give yourself up to the approaching zombie horde.

You tell Freddy to run as you give yourself up to the approaching zombie horde. You know they can't kill you, not when they are so out numbered.

But you wish you could say goodbye to your son.

You set all the zombies on fire by using your glasses and the sun. run back towards Freddy and hug him.

The zombies run away from you, and you feel the hot sun on your back. You run back to Freddy and hug him.

"Daddy's sorry. Now can we go home? I want to go home" You and Freddy walk for hours in search of civilization. Then you see a tall building in the distance.

You run past zombies and up the stairs. You run into the lobby and find a sign that says "Restroom". You go inside and lock the door behind you.

You use the bathroom.

You try to relax in the restroom, but then you hear an incredibly loud banging on the door.

"Heeeeeey, can you open this door? We are sick and need to use the restroom"

You say "there are other stalls, weirdo. leave me alone"

The banging continues "We are dying in here, can you hurry up? I pee in dirty water"

You are enraged. You put your fist through the door. And then you put your foot through it. You are stuck in the door now, but you punch the dying people with your other fist. Freddy watches in horror.

The banging continues "Please help us! We are dying!"

The banging stops, but the sound of the peeing continues.

You hear a voice break through "You are a bad guy, Dr. Aihafapiachedi." it's the voice of Satan. he sounds approving. you're not sure you like that the devil is impressed with you.

You die.

Freddy watches you burn on the inside.

He dies too. You and Freddy are in hell.

It's the end.

THE END

The end

"HELP ME! HELP ME!!!" you scream.

But no one can hear you.

You are in hell.