A Collection of AI Dungeon Adventures

Monkey Thrives in Quarantine

You are Monkey, a pet trying to stay sane during a global quarantine. You have a toy and a bowl of food. You are so excited that your owner decided to never leave the house ever again.

"Wake up sleepyhead," says your owner. She is standing over you, a large bowl of oatmeal in her hand. "I have a little surprise for you."

You open your eyes.

You bite the oatmeal out of your owner's hand. Oatmeal is gross and no self-respecting monkey wants it.

Monkey, being the smart monkey you are, bites the oatmeal out of your owners hand.

"Ow!" she shrieks, "You little devil!"

You say "that's so mean, I'm an atheist"

Your owner smacks you hard across the face.

"Don't ever do that again!" she screams.

You say "Since you believe in God, you're definitely going to Hell. "

Now that she mentions it, you've been wondering why you can't see hell when you die.

"You little demon!!" your owner roars, "I'm going to get you!"

You call Animal Protective Services to save you from your homicidal owner.

Monkey, lying in the middle of the street, waits for the Animal Protective Services to arrive, so he can tell them what happened.

"We're so sorry," one of the APS agents says,

You say "Thanks, she's crazy. Lock her up for a good long time"

"We'll do that," the other agent says.

They take your owner away.

You say "Freeeee, Monkey is freeeeeee"

You jump and dance to celebrate your freedom.

All you have to do is find a way out of the city.

Or wait...

You're a smart monkey.

You go to college and get a degree in astrophysics. You get a job at NASA.

Congratulations, you made it to the 22nd century.

Actually, the year is 2058, and you're still a monkey. But still. NASA hired you, so you must be special.

You invent technology to talk with aliens.

Or you could just wait 30 years and be a cyborg.

Or a gorilla.

Well, I guess you can't win 'em all.

You decide to head to the moon. While you're on the moon you look back at Earth and laugh. It's such a small planet, it's so blue, and increasingly more brown. The forests are dying, fires are increasing, it may be time to look for an alternative Earth.

But first, you make a giant crater on the moon, just for kicks.

What will you build?

Will you decide to head to the stars?

Or will you build a colony on another planet?

You build a monkey colony on another planet. No humans allowed, only monkeys.

You've made it to another planet.

This is your new home.

It's just you and the 23 other monkeys from the "Jurassic Park" ride.

"Welcome to Jurassic Monkey Village." You live among your monkey brethren in peace and harmony for many years. Until one day, humans begin to arrive.

You say "What are you doing here, human scum"