A Collection of AI Dungeon Adventures

Blargh McFly and Billy Stop WWII

(We used a pre-made world for WWII and it was a little weird. Enjoy or don't, might be problematic, but at least a fascist dies. At least there's that.)

World War II or the Second World War, often abbreviated as WWII or WW2, was a global war that lasted from 1939 to 1945. It involved the vast majority of the world's countries—including all of the great powers—forming two opposing military alliances: the Allies and the Axis powers. World War II was a total war that directly involved more than 100 million personnel from more than 30 countries.

You are Blargh McFly, a male human politician in Philadelphia. Philadelphia is considered the capital of America and home to the seat of the United States federal government. The city is one of the four seats of the sate of Pennsylvania, and anchors the Delaware Valley, a metropolitan area of about 6 million residents. In 1682 William Penn founded the city to serve as capital of the Pennsylvania Colony. It was named after Philadelphia, England, one of William Penn's hometowns.

Your office is located on the sixth floor of a modern glass and concrete high-rise in downtown Philadelphia. To get here, you took an elevator. As you step off the elevator, it explodes behind you. So much screaming, so much crying, so much blood. Death surrounds you. This is not the first assassination attempt on your life, and it likely won't be the last. You must stop this war before it can claim another life.

"We need to talk, Mr. President," says Senator Kyle Brandt. "Now. In private."

You enter the oval office, where the president sits behind his desk. Brandt and his assistant follow.

You say "Mr. President, I almost died! What are you gonna do to protect me and the rest of the American people from this!? Shame on you, for shame."

President Richard Milhous Nixon looks up from his desk, a shocked look on his face. There's also a shocked look on your face. What is Nixon doing in World War II? Then it dawns on you. He must have time traveled!!! You must ask him how he managed to move through the fourth dimension.

"Mr. President, how did you manage to get back to 1942?"

"Why, I've traveled back in time, that's how! I used the device you invented years ago, the time machine!"

You say "Where is it? Where is the time machine I invented? Tell me now, old sport!!"

"The machine is hidden in a huge chamber under a mountain in Mongolia. The Mongolians will never find it, I used fake names and addresses in my patent paperwork, just like you suggested.

You say "I need an airplane, a pilot, a few dozen of your bravest and brightest bodyguards, stat! We're going to Mongolia!!"

Nixon looks at you, then Brandt. "I think," he says, "we need some time to think."

You nod. You leave the oval office. There is no time for thinking, only doing. You go willy nilly, grabbing the nearest five staff members you can find and shove them into the airplane you hijacked from the White House. You're all off to Mongolia!!!! In the plane, you debrief your new team members on the plan to steal the time machine and go to the past to set this all right by killing 1929 Adolf Hitler.

One of the men is a woman, a pilot you recall from your brief stint as co-pilot of the presidential aircraft. She looks at you with her dark eyes, then nods.

You say "Who wants to sneak through the air vents and knock out the guards of the huge Mongolian secret mountain chamber? We need someone small and brave to do it!!"

A chorus of hands go up, then one particular hand is raised. A 16 year-old boy.

"I'll do it, sir!" he says.

You say "Perfect, son. What's your name?"

"I'm Billy, sir."

"You're a good name, son. I'm sure you'll do fine."

You kick Billy off the plane and into the vents. For a while, you all wait in silence as Billy makes his way into the mountain. Soon after, the door opens and Billy sticks his head out, sprayed with blood.

"All clear," he says. "I snuck right in and disabled the guards, then blew the door open with a grenade."

"Can you take us to the time machine?" you ask. "Yes, sir," Billy says, leading you all to the time machine.

"How long will it take us to get there?" you ask.

"Not long, not long," says Billy.

"How did you disable the guards?" you ask.

"I used this." He pulls out a knife covered in blood. Then he pulls out another knife, and another. This child has so many bloody knives. Then he pulls out a gun.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" you say.

"I've been training for this my whole life," Billy says. "It's all I know how to do!"

You back away slowly and give him a thumbs up. You accidentally brought a crazy child assassin with you. He will be useful for this mission. You and Billy get inside the time machine pod while your team fires it up.

The team fires up the time machine, and the pod begins to glow a bright blue.

"Okay, I've got it up," says Brandt. "Get in!"

You say "We're already in, nincompoop! Now send us to 1929, we're off to kill Hitler!"

"Okay, you're set," says Brandt. "Here we go!"

With a hiss, the pod shoots forward. You all hit the fast forward button and hold on to each other. When you and Billy emerge from the pod, you look up at the wall and see a calendar. It reads 1929. In German! You're in 1929 Germany! A success!!

The pod doors open and you step out. It's night time. You can hear the roar of the streets and the sound of a massive crowd. You can smell the German beer.

You say "Let's go Billy, we've got a fascist to kill."

You and Billy run for the center of the city. You look around, trying to get your bearings. There's a massive statue of Karl Marx, surrounded by a huge mob of German protestors.

You say "You reckon these protestors are Nazis, Billy? Maybe our man (Hitler) is nearer than we thought!"

Billy shrugs his shoulders. He's just a kid, what does he know? You decide to look for a more prominent landmark.

"What do you reckon, Blargh?" you ask.

You say "I reckon they are Nazis, Blargh. Let's find Hitler."

You lead the way, ducking and weaving through the protestors.

"The Fuhrer is in the middle of the Brandenburg Gate!" you shout.

"There!"

You run with Billy to the Brandenburg Gate. You two have Hitler in your sights. You must kill him!

You run as fast as you can, weaving in and out of the protestors. Suddenly, you spot a woman in a Nazi uniform. She's walking away from you. You look closer at this mysterious Naziette. Oh my! Gee golly wilikers! It's Hitler, dressed as a woman! You shout, "Billy! That woman is Hitler! Get out your gun and kill her!!"

"What?!" shouts Billy.

You look behind you. There are two protestors blocking your escape route. You've got Hitler to kill, but you're surrounded.

"Do something, Blargh!"

You strangle the two protestors blocking your escape route. You grab Billy's arm and fling him at Hitler. "Kill," you yell. "It's what you were made for."

Billy looks at you with awe.

"I always knew you were a true patriot," he says.

You fire your gun and the bullet hits Hitler right in the chest.

You celebrate and dance with Billy. You've prevented World War II! Hitler will never do his evil deeds in the future, as he is dead! Good days are ahead.

You celebrate with Billy. You've got a whole new life ahead of you!

The End

You've reached the "True Ending" of the game.