it was a horrible day at Hawkins Indiana and ted wheeler was eating chicken
he heard his son mike and his best friend will kissing and making out down stairs he had to stop before it was to late
ted did NOT want to get up but mike might get willy will wiliam billiam prego then thats gonna be problem for ted
he went down to the basement and saw them
"WTF dad get out cant u see me and will are busy?" said mike mikey ikeey likey sikey baby culo de perro.
"Son this is not okay" said ted trying to sound like an understanding dad who cares but in reality he only wanted to go buy some more chicken
"ugh dad here" Mikey sikey culo de tu mama said to ted as he threw a computer with a website on it. "now leave us"
And so ted left the basement with the computer and mike and will continued making out
"hmm i wonder whats one here" teddy weddy ted wed said as he saw the name of the website called
"www.UrMom.com" and what he saw next was unbelievable.....
It was a website full of chicken and ted almost had 3 seizures,2 strokes and 10 heartt attacks
Ted quickly started ordering all the chicken on the website he wasted about 1278578947582754975837975140874157845877897895 dollars in chicken
ding dong cacadolodle doo
"OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG AHHHHHHHHHHH OMG LOLOLOL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" ted said fan girl screaming as he heard the doorbell
"Hi sir, heres your chi-"
*Ted slams door on delivery dude*
"omg when ted saw the chicken it was the best day of his enire life he started eating 10000000 chicken legs he had never felt so happy"
"i love u bby" said the chicken
"omg u can talk?"
"ya bby boy lets get married and have 400 kids"
"Ok"
THE END
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