it was June 1st which only meant one thing......
pride month.
And today ted was excited about celebrating his baby boy's month (Mikey likey sikey)
"RISE AND SHINE MY FRUIT BOWL" ted said as he burst into mikes room, he was wearing a rainbow shirt with rainbow pants and rainbow hair just to show that he does support
"ARE U GOING OVER TO UR LITTLE BOYFRIENDS TODAY?! I MEAN IT IS UR GUYSES MONTH" ted said in excitement meant but not because mike had a boyfriend it was only because of one thing...
chicken.
U dont know how good Joyce byers makes her chicken and she always gives mike a leg to take home and mike didnt eat it but ted did.
It was finally time that mike went over to Wills house and ted was waiting all night for mike to come back with the chicken. After a few hours he finally came back.
"Hey son why is your hair a mess?!" ted said in anger knowing about what his son had done.... "And why is your shirt halfway unbuttoned?! You didnt get that poor boy Prego did Ya son?"
"Ofc i did"
"yeah, whatever I don't care "
"Yō sonny where's that chicken Joyce always makes huh?"
"Oh uhm she didnt make any today dad"
"OMG WHAT WHY AH *CRY* I- I- WH- *starts flying*
*goes to joyces house and kills her*
"OK now that that bitch is gone imma eat" ted said to himself
"Hey ted ik how much u love me" said the chicken
"yeah wanna have kids love?"
"ofc darling i love u forever"
THE END
i really dont know what im doing with my life im writing this at midnight
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Ched 💖😍 (Ted x Chicken 😊) oneshots
Romanceur mom ur mom ur mom TEd x chicken forever they have made an amazing romantic bond i ate ur mom i eat dead demogorgons
