Of course I care, you dumbass.

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CalumH: I believe someone's in my house, and it's not Michael.


CalumH: LUKE!


CalumH: HELP ME


LukeH: ITS 4 IN THE MORNING.


CalumH: HELP ME.


LukeH: It can kill you, I need my sleep.


CalumH: Prick


LukeH: YOU ARE THE ONE WHO MESSAGES ME AT 4 IN THE MORNING. OF COURSE I'M ACTING LIKE A PRICK.


CalumH: Sorry..


LukeH: Be sorry.


CalumH: I am.


LukeH: Pick a baseball bet and just punch the freaking shit out of that person


CalumH: Good idea.


LukeH: Of course it's a good idea, its mine.


CalumH: Cocky much.


LukeH: Good luck and don't get yourself killed, okay?


CalumH: Okay.


LukeH: Calum?


LukeH: It's been an hour


LukeH: Are you dead?


CalumH: No. I fell asleep, I'm sorry :)


LukeH: Thank god you're alive.


CalumH: I thought you didn't care.


LukeH: Of course I care, you dumbass.


CalumH: Well, it was a cat. Apparently Michael found one on the streets and couldn't leave it there.  


LukeH: Jesus


CalumH: You can call me Calum, thanks.


LukeH: Good one, I'm remembering that one :)


CalumH: Sorry for waking you up, goodnight Lukey.


LukeH: o god. Not that nickname..


CalumH: Lukey?


LukeH: yeah, people at school call me that.


CalumH: I'm sorry.. :)


LukeH: :)


CalumH: Goodnight! x


CalumH: O FUCK THAT KISS WAS AN ACCIDENT.


LukeH: Goodnight x :)


And maybe Calum's heart jumped at that small gesture.


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LukeH: Fuck my life.


CalumH: what happened?


LukeH: I got beat up at school. Black eye and a massive bruise on the ribs.


CalumH: I'm about to flip the table.


LukeH: Don't, you'll get fired.


CalumH: I'm at home. I'm free on Mondays :)


LukeH: well, go a head, flip the table.


CalumH: I did. Now my fruit juice is spilled everywhere.


LukeH: You really flipped the table?


CalumH: Yeah, wait, I'll take a picture.


CalumH: Picture message! [Insert Picture]


CalumH: O shit! That was front camera!


LukeH: You're pretty cute.


CalumH: I'm not! Look at my damn nose!


LukeH: It's cute!


CalumH: I want to see you too!


LukeH: No.


CalumH: Why not?


LukeH: Because I say so. I have to leave now, homework to do.


CalumH: Okay, bye :(


Why so rude Lukey, damn calm your men tits, jeez



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