CalumH: I believe someone's in my house, and it's not Michael.
CalumH: LUKE!
CalumH: HELP ME
LukeH: ITS 4 IN THE MORNING.
CalumH: HELP ME.
LukeH: It can kill you, I need my sleep.
CalumH: Prick
LukeH: YOU ARE THE ONE WHO MESSAGES ME AT 4 IN THE MORNING. OF COURSE I'M ACTING LIKE A PRICK.
CalumH: Sorry..
LukeH: Be sorry.
CalumH: I am.
LukeH: Pick a baseball bet and just punch the freaking shit out of that person
CalumH: Good idea.
LukeH: Of course it's a good idea, its mine.
CalumH: Cocky much.
LukeH: Good luck and don't get yourself killed, okay?
CalumH: Okay.
LukeH: Calum?
LukeH: It's been an hour
LukeH: Are you dead?
CalumH: No. I fell asleep, I'm sorry :)
LukeH: Thank god you're alive.
CalumH: I thought you didn't care.
LukeH: Of course I care, you dumbass.
CalumH: Well, it was a cat. Apparently Michael found one on the streets and couldn't leave it there.
LukeH: Jesus
CalumH: You can call me Calum, thanks.
LukeH: Good one, I'm remembering that one :)
CalumH: Sorry for waking you up, goodnight Lukey.
LukeH: o god. Not that nickname..
CalumH: Lukey?
LukeH: yeah, people at school call me that.
CalumH: I'm sorry.. :)
LukeH: :)
CalumH: Goodnight! x
CalumH: O FUCK THAT KISS WAS AN ACCIDENT.
LukeH: Goodnight x :)
And maybe Calum's heart jumped at that small gesture.
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LukeH: Fuck my life.
CalumH: what happened?
LukeH: I got beat up at school. Black eye and a massive bruise on the ribs.
CalumH: I'm about to flip the table.
LukeH: Don't, you'll get fired.
CalumH: I'm at home. I'm free on Mondays :)
LukeH: well, go a head, flip the table.
CalumH: I did. Now my fruit juice is spilled everywhere.
LukeH: You really flipped the table?
CalumH: Yeah, wait, I'll take a picture.
CalumH: Picture message! [Insert Picture]
CalumH: O shit! That was front camera!
LukeH: You're pretty cute.
CalumH: I'm not! Look at my damn nose!
LukeH: It's cute!
CalumH: I want to see you too!
LukeH: No.
CalumH: Why not?
LukeH: Because I say so. I have to leave now, homework to do.
CalumH: Okay, bye :(
Why so rude Lukey, damn calm your men tits, jeez
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