Kyn, Kyn, oh my gosh. I need your freaking help. There is this warlock, and man he is so cute. I don't know if he's gay but I think I'm falling in love. It's literally love at first sight. But you know how I am, I can't express my feelings or show I love someone. So that's why I'm writing to you Kyn. I need relationship advice.
What do I say? Do I say he's handsome, or do I say he's cute? Do I walk up to him, or fake a dramatic entrance. There's so many things that can go wrong. Then he'll think im crazy and weird, and we'll never have a chance to date, get married, have kids, live in a house. I'm going crazy aren't I? You need to help.
Maybe I can go to him and start flirting. I am a terrible flirter, I only know a few things from watching you. It always works out for you, so I could try and maybe he'll think im cool and hopefully cute. Seriously though Kyn, I need you to write back as soon as possible with what to do. You're good at this stuff, not me. Thanks and I love you lots.
Best Regards, Alec Lightwood your favorite gay boy
