Me and my friend at school, had to make up a rap battle using 'slang' in our English lesson, we actually read this out in lesson, it was the best few moments of my life, any who... this is how it went down...
(I'm in bold and Ffion is in normal)
I got all the pokemon
You ain't got none
Been through all the gyms, Bitch
Guess what? I won!
You've been gassin' about
Don't know what your clappin'
I'll shank ya with ma Pikachu
You'll don't know what happened
You pokeballs are pagion
You couldn't catch a fly
I caught a fucking Groundon
Didn't bat an eye
You want some? I'll give it ya!
Face me in a pokebattle,
I'll leave you for dead mate
The damage be collateral
I'm shakin' in ma boots
I'm so fucking scared
Well come at me fam
Coz I've come prepared
What? with some 'Pokeballs'
And some shitty level two's?
I will muck you blud
Ain't nothin' you could do
You heard of the elite four
Of course you fucking haven't
You didn't pass Leaf Town
Your such a fucking faggot
What;s with the swearing?
Your such a potty mouth
I'll punch it if you like
And kick you while your down
(Yeah, I know!)
