20 | Chapter Twenty
May, 2015 | Harlem, New York
To: jozifbadmon@hotmail.com
From: info@gslawfirm.com
Dear JoVaughn Scott,
Thank you in participating in our interview with Mr. Galeaux. We've reviewed your paperwork, done a bit of research on you, and contacted the school you're enrolled with. We are pleased to tell you that you made it past the first round and will be entering yet another interview, this time with Mrs. Yvonne Miller, on Sunday, May 10th of the year 2015.
Your paperwork will be faxed to Mrs. Miller two days before your meeting. If you are not willing to go any further, please shoot an email to info@gslawfirm.com. If you have to reschedule the appointment, please do it anytime before it (we recommend rescheduling forty eight hours prior to your meeting.)
Dress code is dressy and is heavily enforced (no saggy pants, gang related shirts/jewlery, trench coats, etc.)
Good luck.
Regards,
Grand Suits Law Firm
[Sent May 2nd, 2015]
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To: jozifbadmon@hotmail.com
From: cassie-cutegirl@yahoo.com
Dear Joey,
You are such a weirdo, lol.
I honestly hope you took my advice and contacted mom like you're suppose to. I know you and her haven't had the sweetest relationship due to the fact that you're a complete ass and chose not to take her advice (you know, the one about wrapping your penis up before you penetrate a hoe. Especially a hoe with the name, November... really Joey? I thought you knew better.) And you're still in Harlem with your babymama allllll the way in Nevada.
And I know you're going to respond with some weird shit like:
That baby ain't mine Cassidy.
But you're seventeen, you slept with this hoe, and nine months later she's pregnant. That's the type of stuff seventeen year olds do! It only makes sense (plus, you're not down with a paternity test which means you already know you're the father.)
But she's still your mom, and I'm still your older sister and you kind of have to do what I say. I can promise you that even though Rakim's apartment is full of food, his couch isn't all the comfortable (don't ask how I know;).) So just be a doll and call her?
Love from your collegiate older sister,
Cassidy ☻
[Sent August 31st,2012]
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To: jozifbadmon@hotmail.com
From: sweetnovember@hotmail.com
Dear Joey,
You can't keep ignoring me, Joey.
Chrysler is your child. I would like for my son to spend his first Christmas with his father. I'm in Harlem right now.
Regards,
November.
[Sent December 25th, 2012.]
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To: iceyisis@yahoo.com
From: jozifbadmon@hotmail.com
