(SPOILERS FOR THE CUPHEAD DLC: THE DELICIOUS LAST COURSE!)
Spike: What are your goals?
Rosie: To pet all the dogs.
Spike: No, fitness goals.
Rosie: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
Prof.Crow: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Dr.Bright: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
Dr.Clef: I just ended a four year relationship.
Rosie: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?
Dr.Clef: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.
*Butch and Amelia fighting from across the room*
(Butch and Amelia are my headcanon names for the male and female adult members of the Howling Aces)
Rosie: I CAN'T DO IT!
Dr.Clef, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Rosie: I CANT F*CKING DO IT ANYMORE!
ShadowMoth: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Rosie: ......
Rosie: I appreciate it,
Rosie: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Brutus: Rosie-
Rosie: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Antonio: Rosie we gotta-
Rosie: YOU GOTTA DRAW A F*CKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Rosie: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Rosie, motioning to Dr.Bright doing something stupid: NOT F*CKING THIS!
(Brutus and Antonio are my headcanon names for the male spider and male ant eater members of the Moonshine Mob)
Rosie: Are we really going to let Glumstone keep Mortimer?
ShadowMoth: We kept Saltbaker.
Rosie: Angel Dust isn’t answering their phone
Mia: I’ll call!
Rosie: Ms.Challice and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Angel Dust: Hello?
Kat: WHY!? Why did you give Jackie a KNIFE?!
Rosie: I’m sorry. She said she felt unsafe.
Kat : Now I feel unsafe!
Rosie: I’m sorry.....
Rosie: .....would you like a knife?
Woodrow/WX-78: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]
Butch: What's that?
Rosie: Remorse code.
Butch: ......I'm even angrier now.
Rosie: Goodnight moon.
Rosie: Goodnight tree.
Rosie: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
Scarlet King: *transforms to look like Angel Dust*
Angel Dust: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
Rosie,about Malak: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
Rosie: Star Clan, give me patience.
Dr.Bright: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Rosie: If Star Clan gave me strength, you'd be dead.
Rosie: I told Dr.Clef his ears flush when he lies.
Mia: Why?
Rosie: Observe.
Rosie: Hey Dr.Clef! Do you love us?
Dr.Clef, pulling his hat down so it would cover his ears: No.
Mia: ......
*Dr.Bright is cooking*
Hangry: Any chance that’s for me?
Dr.Bright: It’s for Rosie and ShadowMoth. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Cobalt: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
Dr.Bright: I’m an idiot.
Rosie: ....
ShadowMoth: ....
Mia: .....
Kat: .....
Esther: .....
Rosie: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
Rosie: We need to distract these guys!
Kat: Leave it to me!
Kat: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
The Howling Aces, Esther, and Glumstone: *Immediately begin arguing*
The Moonshine Mob, watching in horror: Oh this. We don’t like this. We don't like this at all.
*The squad is over at Rosie's house*
Bubba: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Rosie: ... N-No...
Rosie, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Bubba, motioning to her kitchen: Three, I thought!
Gabriel: I see a-
Rosie, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Bubba: Oh, well I-
Rosie: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Rosie, amazed: Its got a airfryer setting!
Sayori: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Saltbaker: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Rosie: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Rosie: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Rosie, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...!
Rosie: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...!
Porkpatch, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Rosie: .....
Bubba: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Rosie:
Rosie, f*cking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS!
Rosie: Saltbaker, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Saltbaker: Well of course I have.
Saltbaker: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Saltbaker: It's boring.
Rosie: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
ShadowMoth: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak!?
ShadowMoth: This is such a bad idea.
Dr.Bright: Then why are you coming along?
ShadowMoth: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
Charlie: Can you keep a secret?
Dr.Clef: Do you know anything about my life?
Charlie: No I do not. Good point.
*After a few weeks together*
ShadowMoth: In light of what you did for me Rosie,you can hug me....for 4 to 5 seconds.
Rosie: 45 SECONDS!
ShadowMoth:I said 4 to 5-
Rosie,already hugging him: TOO LATE!
