Inspired by Ethgoesboomfan1987 's Story Hard Shell,Soft Core In her Random Ideas book.
"Well.....me and Hangry. Never have gotten along,really. Me and him have similar appetites. Mine's for blood,his for ribs. Because of that,whenever either one of us would get a kill,we would fight over it. It usually ended up in one of us getting to keep the whole thing or just bits and pieces."
"Shut the HELL up Hangry! It's not my fault it's all gone! Take one good look in the mirror and you'll see who ate it all,Fatty!"
"But....since the both of us now have a stable food supply....we don't really have to fight anymore. And....I don't want to fight him,despite the fact I loathe him. Why....? I don't really know...but...I do know that this hurts."
"Why must I be this way....you hate HIM....why must I not want to hurt him...?"
"Well,I guess I was always destined to live in misery and pain I guess."