the island of secrets...

Chapter 1 - the beginning

Mario let out a heavy sigh as he put the last of Princess Peach's luggage on the ground. Peach and himself had been married for just over 5 years and things had become very boring. it was the same thing every time...peach gets kidnapped, mario goes and saves her, they return home. and! all poor little mario would get is a cake!!! peach wasn't very into sex and mario was kind of a horn dog so it was really frustrating to get any kind of satisfaction!!!! but.......mario thought that maybe an island getaway would be nice for them and something new! Bowser had been arrested for tax fraud so he would be locked away, none of the toads would be there, Luigi and Daisy were on their honeymoon in Italy so they wouldn't be there. Mario then relaxsd, yes, maybe this trip is exactly what they hav needed for a long time.

Mario and Peach then lined up in the baggage check in line. "sooooo......what do you want to do when we get there?" mario asked his wife. "idk" said peach. mario just nodded, maybe peach will lighten up when they get there.
A while later they made theyre way to the gate. Peach had just bought some very expensive perfume at the airport shops. maio looked at the receipt "peach..u kno we are running a bit short on money at the moment...i just thin-" "omg mario would you be a bit more quiet! someone might here!!! i don want anyone to kno the princess is having any kind of money problems!!" mareo side. peach and mario had been having a few money problems for a while now..sure mario collects a lot of coins on rescue missions but most of that gets taxed anyway...plus ever bowser had been arrested ther wos no one to kidnap peac so theerr had been less chances to get any more coins! peach on the other hand had a massive money problem. most of it wos just spent on rlly random shit and she also had a bit of a drinking problem but didn't want to admit it or anyone to knao bout it. the trip was really the last bit of savings they had but mareo had a good feeling about going sao he booked it.

Anyway they got on the plane finally yas! HOLEY MOLEY!!!!!!! the plane wos packed!!!! petch and mareo were up the front of the plain and were seated next to this weird blue hedgehog. "uhhh hello my names a mario!" the blue hedgehog just looked up at mario briefly and then looked back at his phone without saying anything. wow! how moody!! mareo thot. peach n mario sat down and turned their phones to airplane mode n read the safety instructions.
mario then tried to talk to the blue hedgehog again. "i didn't catch ur name..?" the blue thing groaned "UUGGGGHHHHHHH!!! just stop talking to me can't u see i wanna be left alone!!!!!" he turned to mario with anger on his face. mario couldn't help but blush as the hedgehogs beautiful green eyes pierced his own. maelo snapped out of et what the hell??? what am i thinking!! ur married to peach!!!
"oh uh sorry i-"
the blue hedgehog just looked away again and popped in some airpods.
why is everyone so miserable?!!!