The Ultimate Shonen Jump Hero (Book 3)

How Many times do we need To Teach you this Lesson Old Man!?

It was the next day at Star Academy, as you were Getting Lunch and you saw that Saki was Sitting Alone, so you sat Next to her, which she was pretty surprised.

Saki: You're sitting with me? Why?

Y/n: Eh, you seemed Lonley, So that Guy didn't work out?

Saki: No, He was... I don't know how to say this... But He was going to Rape me... I don't know what happened, but while I was Knocked out from the Drugs, I was saved by some Guardian Angel... Only If I know who he was

Y/n: Who knows, He might be A Lot closer than you think, Maybe he's right next to you right now

Saki: Yeah

Y/n: You Okay?

Saki: Yeah, I... I Just Need something to get my mind off of that...

Y/n: Hey Friends can help you do that, Hell, I'm A Friend! Let me help you!

Saki: You're nice but I'm not sure you're my friend

Y/n: Geez, way to hit A Guy when he's down

Saki: S-Sorry, I Just need something to take my Mind

Just then A Girl walked by and Smiled!

Girl: Hey don't worry about it Saki Dear, you can always Try Compensated Dating! You date guys, and they Pay you!

Y/n: NO! No way Saki! You have no Idea what Freaks go in there! They could be Dirty old Perverted Murderers for all you know!

Girl: You'll Get Paid

Saki: Hmm...

Y/n:

Girl: You'll Get Paid truck Loads of Money~

Saki: Alright I'm In!

Y/n: GODDAMNIT!

Girl: Here's the card for the Agency I work for, See you at around 8

She then walks off, as you slowly turned to Saki with Wide Eyes.

Y/n: You do know she's A Slut right? Just trying to explain that to you

Saki: Look I need to get my mind off of this, and I get paid

Y/n: Oh Yeah, so you can get Raped again, Great thinking Madame Curie!

Saki: You know she died A Horrible death right?

Y/n: Exactly!

Saki: Look It'll be fine, I'll Just Go on some dates, nothing bad will Happen

Y/n: Yeah whatever you say

Saki: Great! See you Later!

She then Hugs you and runs off, as you Picked up A Plastic Spork.

Y/n: No, No Killing right now... You are in control of your feelings...

That Night...

Saki went on and was Getting Paid by some Old Dirty Bastard, and when the date was over she was supposed to get Paid, but he stopped her!

ODB (Old Dirty Bastard): Sorry before You Get Paid, I need one more thing

Saki: What is it?

ODB: I Want A Little Something, Something, You know

He then began doing the international symbol for Smex!

Saki: NO!

ODB: You want to get Paid right?