The Ultimate Shonen Jump Hero (Book 3)

A Full Battle going on!

Haruka: GUYS WE GOTTA GET AWAY!

Y/n: WHAT IS GOING ON HARUKA!?

Mamimi: WHAT'S GOING ON N/N?

Canti: Why are we all Screaming?

Haruka: We're Being Chased by the government! That's why!

You were all on Haruka's Vespa as you were all Being chased by A Certain Bushy Browed Jerk and His Lutinent along with A Large group of Agents who were ready to Grab all of you!

Y/n: What did you do!?

Haruko: Nothing! We Need to split Up! Maybe we can Handle them singularly! Canti Take them the others away, I'll handle the rest

Canti; Yas Ma'am!

Canti then Grabbed You and Mamimi and he flew off to the River, and Haruko rode her Vespa away from the rest of you!

Amaro: Damnit they're Getting Away!

Kitsu: So what are we gonna do?

Amaro: I'll follow the Alien Girl, you Just follow the Others

Kitsu: Right!

They then split up to chase all of you!

With Haruko...

Just then Amaro Busted into A Beauty Salon with his Guns drawn and he looked around only to see A Pink Haired, Yellow-eyed, Beauty Salon employee!

Amaro: Hey have you seen A Pink haired Alien girl running through here?

Haruko: No I don't know what you're talking about. You know it Looks like You could A Hairwash, especially For your eyebrows

Amaro: Hey, I am Looking for- HEY!

She then Grabbed him and Forced him into A Sink as she Puts A Hot towel on his head, and Began to Pin Him down!

With Your group...

Kitsu has soon caught up with you and Your group with A Bunch of Agents, and with Guns Drawn, When she Spotted Mamimi!

Kitsu: Hey Where did they go?

Mamimi: I-I Don't know I Just-

???: HEY! LET HER GO!

just then A Red Canti appeared with A Mix of both of your Voices appeared and you Began to Pull out An red energy Guitar and Began to swing it at all of the Agents!

YCanti: Now why Did He Eat me again? I have no idea! We Just Temporarily Fused, And It feels Great!

Mamimi: Y-Y/n?

YCanti: Hey Stay here, I'll deal with this

Agent: FIRE!

They all then began to shoot at you and you kept whacking them all with the Guitar sending them all Flying and Kistu watched in Fear!

Kitsu: I-It can't be... It's the Power of the Space Pirate King Himself...

She then Bega to try and call Amaro!

Back with Haruko...

Kitsu: (On the Phone) SIR! HE'S BACK! HE'S RETURNED! HE'S ON EARTH!

Amaro: (Muffled Noises)

Haruko: So would you like A Shampoo Wash? An exfoliation? A Dye Job? Make It A Pretty Color? Maybe Auburn? Or Chestnut? or Make it A Curry color

Amaro: Curry? Curry? Curry?

Just then they both Jumped up with Haruko taking A Blade to his Neck and Amaro Putting A Gun to his Head!

Haruko: So What's up with the Bushy Eyebrows? Do you think Chicks Dig the Hairy Masculine Man Look? Do you think they Like A Clean Shaven Man?

Amaro: Ah, Haruko!

Haruko: Decided to send your little Commandos on A Mission!?

Amaro then Began to shoot at Haruko as she dodged them!

Back with you...

You had Split up with Canti because He Puked you Back out, and Just then...

BANG!

Y/n: OW! What the hell was that for Mamimi!?

Mamimi: You were really amazing Y/n, Just Like Always with that Fury Cury, and Bubbly Wubbly, and all that stuff. You truly are amazing, and You never will Cease to Be

Y/n: Oh Geez Thanks...

Kitsu: NO! GET AWAY!

Kitsu then Began to try and Pump Canti full of Bullets but he simply floated there!

Canti: This really doesn't seem to be working

Back with Haruko...

Amaro then Began shooting all of his ammo at her and she kept slicing them all with A Razor!

Amaro: Who am I Kidding? I ain't some Kid. I'm an Adult with Insurance.

He then summoned A Bunch of Agents Behind Him!

Amaro: Look That Robot and That Friend of yours is way too dangerous not to mention his harboring several Aliens. You Know That Robot Holds the Spirit of A Very dangerous Guy and if he was ever released then Imagine what would Happen to this Planet? When that Thing turns red it's Channeling Atomsk!

Haruko: GRRRR! 

They all Began to fire on her but she dodged all of them and Lay fired on all of the Agents in there and as more came in she shot them all down as they came from Beind, the ceiling, and even from the walls, but she kept on Killing them, and soon A Bunch of Agents put their guns to her face and Began firing but she shot them all down leaving her and Amaro the only survivors!

Y/n: Heh!

Amaro: ... You can't be real

Back With you...

You had Thrown Kitsu into the Trash without Harming her so you quickly Gathered Canti, and you Stopped by to put Mamimi at the Bridge!

Mamimi: Thanks Y/n. You truly are A Very Special Person

Y/n: You're Welcome, Come on Canti let's get going!

Canti: Right!

Both of you then flew off, as Mamimi watched from Afar!

Mamimi: What A Guy

Back with Haruko...

Haruko has Now gone full Deadpool and Began blasting Richocet Hell towards Amaro!

Amaro: HEY! WATCH IT! THOSE BULLETS COULD KILL!

Haruko: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!! YES YES YES!!

Just then you Showed up with Canti, as you Grabbed the Gun from Haruko!

Y/n: Come on Haruko Lets Go! He's not Worth it

Haruko: Okay! See you Later Bushy Brows!

Haruko then Hopped on, as you all Flew away!

Amaro: YOU HEAR ME HARUKO!? HEAR THIS! I WILL STOP YOU!

Haruko: Ah, Shut it Bushy Brows! Those aren't even Real!

Y/n: Hey Haruko what is he talking about?

Haruko: Don't worry about it! Let's Just get Home!