The Ultimate Shonen Jump Hero (Book 3)

The Devil is A Loli!/ The Primal theory!

Deep in the Heartland of Eastern Europe, there was this world Equivalent of Germany known as the Empire, who had recently conquered this world's Version of France known as the republic, and Most of eastern Europe, Leaving the rest of the world to respond in type!

This was because of One Devilish General who had caused this domino of Change in the world.

Tanya Von Degurechaff.

In the Capital's Military HQ A Bunch of stuffy old officers was talking about the latest News in The war effort!

Officer 1: Men, we are facing A world of new opportunities and Victories! We had taken over the Republic and all of their African Colonies by Proxy

Officer 2: Yes, but there are Colony rebels in Africa, and we cannot spend resources from the war effort to stop them

Officer 1: Yes, but we shall cross that stream when we get there

Officer 3: We still have to worry about the Kingdom and those Pigs from across the Atlantic. They have actually been Training the Troops greatly, and are planning to send Thousands more across the Sea! We are in Deep trouble if we do not reinforce the Gaulish front!

Officer: Then we shall! Remember Men, we have all of the Best troops in the world, and when we win we will have all of Europe under our control, And Colonies in Africa, and Indonesia

???: Might I Interject Officers? I need to speak

Officer: General Degurechaff, What do you need?

Tanya: It's something very Important, You Must hear this.

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Officer 4: So You're Just saying we're all Animals fighting for our survival because of Our Hatred and Rage?

Tanya: Exactly, One Person is can control themselves, but when A Group of People are Together, A Populace even, Fights in A War like this... We're all nothing more than A Bunch of Crazy, stupid, Dumb, Hate-filled animals. Wouldn't you all Agree?

Tanya Von Deguerchaff (She was Once an Unnamed Salaryman who after he fired A Man, That Man in Rage Pushed him in front of A Speeding Train in Rage/ She was met by A God Named X Who doesn't think she believes in him, and so he sent her to this WW1 Hellscape to learn face/ She is now The empires Best General at only 13, and is even fighting Aginst A God itself)

All of the Leaders Began to think of A Response but they couldn't since what she is saying is merely True as Humans are Animals down to their Primal Instincts.

Tanya: You see? It's Very True. I call it... The Primal Theory, Humans are the Domesticated Animals to what we see as Gods and Our Reason and Understanding are the only things keeping us from acting like Animals. For Example...

She then Took Out A Loaded Pistol and Shot one of the Officers in the Leg!

Officer 1: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU-!?

Tanya: Shh, The Animal is Wounded and in Danger. Give it A Minute

She then began walking toward the Officer with her Gun Drawn. and she smiled!

Tanya: Now he shall fight for Survival angered that I had shot him Much like A Wild boar would do

The Man then In A Fit of Rage Grabbed A Knife and attempted to Stab Tanya in the Shin cutting her Achilles Tendon, but she swiftly stepped on his Hand crushing it, While he screaming and writhing in Pain before he snapped back into reality!

Officers: ...

Tanya:

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Officer 1: So say, we Belive in this theory? What shall be our Next Move

Tanya: We need to detach our men from such Emotions because if we act this way caring about others then we'll lose more men or have Men that won't Kill

Officer 2: Tanya, we were meaning to ask you something. We need you to supplement your forces and be ready to station Our New gained Republic Territory. Rebels have been making Quite the Fuss

Tanya: Heh, How would you like them? Fresh? Or Fried?

Tanya then did this Creepy Smiling...