Meanwhile, deep Underground Gotham and Joker had Previously escaped, and in the Abandoned Train Station, The Joker was Planning something Truly Diabolical and Harley is Just Joining along for the Ride.
Joker: I know what we'll do!, We'll Kidnap A Wife of That Y/n Boy's, and Then we'll attach A Nuke to her heartbeat, and then we'll use some fear Toxin to make him see her as his worst fear, and when he Kills her... BOOM! There's Go, Gotham! HAHAHAHAHA!
Harley: Hmmm... That seems Oddly Familiar. Like something that can be Milked for Multiple Video Games, Comic book Volumes, and change everything about comics
Joker: Harley what have I told you about talking about crazy stuff like that?
Harley: Hmm, Mind my own damn Business, right Mr. J?
Joker: That's right! Now go get us A Nuke, and A Submarine!
Harley: Can I name it Gunther?
Joke: I don't care what you name it, Just get the damn thing!
Harley: Right Mr. J!
Harley then ran off, as soon as she got out of the Secret base she was suddenly Jumped on by Toru and Mina!
Harley: What the hell? Who are you Invisible girl and Pinky?
Mina: Hey we'll be asking the questions here Buster! Like What the hell are you doing?
Harley: You seem to almost suffer from ADHD You know
Mina: Shut up, we'll deal with you
Toru Then Began shining her Body Shooting beams of Light everywhere, Blinding Harley!
Harley: AGH! MY EYES!
Mina then Unleashed some Acid taking out some Boxes, and making A Bunch of Whoopie cushions crash onto her!
Harley: You can't beat me! I know Mr J will save me!
Mina: What?
Harley: Hey We're in Love! I know he's gonna save me!
Mina/Toru:
Harley: I AM SERIOUS!
Joker: (From Another room) Harley is that you? You Better get moving before I throw you out to the Hyeana's tonight!
Harley: He's Under A Lot of Stress
Toru: Really?
Harley: (Sigh) Fine... It's not working out... I'm Honest...
Mina: How about we say we Know A Man who would treat Like A Doll and would never do anything that the Joker would do? We can take you to him
Harley: Really? Great! Actually... I got something to do.
A Few Moments Later...
The Joker continued working on his Plans when Harley came back.
Joker: Ah do you have the Nuke?
Harley: Something Better.
Harley then Pulled out a Bomb with the Joker's Face on it, and A Timer beeping down, and he got Terrified!
Joker: H-Hey what are you doing with that!?
Harley: This is for everything you've done for me Pudding! You won't even get your wish of dying to Batman! You'll die because of your Over abuse, So Much smarter than your girlfriend!
Joker: N-Now Harley let's Talk this over and we don't need to call BATMAAAAAAAN!!!
Harley: Looks like he ain't coming out Pudding!
Joker: No, No, No, NO! I NEED YOU, BATMAN!
And out of the Shadows came Batman, and the Joker immediately the Joker began clutching at his cape begging him!
Joker: Please you gotta save me, Batman! I'll turn myself in! I'll go to Arkham! I'll do anything you want to save me!
Harley then dropped the Bomb right in front of the Joker, and when it ticked down to Zero, A Little sign Popped out A Sign saying "Boom!"
Harley: See? Now that's Comedy!
Joker: Oh Hahaha. Real Funny.
Batman then clocked Joker across the face knocking him out cold, as he then smiled.
Batman: (Smiling) Good Joke Harleen.
Harley: Stop Smiling, You're Creeping Me Out! Seriously!
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The Ultimate Shonen Jump Hero (Book 3)
FanfictionWelp, I'm Back, I got new Adventures, New Friends, And even some new Villians! But we also got some new girls as well, and I hope you can stick around to see this!! Special thanks to... @Math4523 @Blue575 @StrikerRider
