Squid Girl Plots!

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Things were going Unusually well at the Lemon Beach House, as there were no Villians, No World conquering Schemes, No Shark Fishman who is Racist, Just A Normal, Pretty relaxing day, and Nothing can ruin it! Nothing!

Well Except for A Certain Squid Girl!

Squid girl was watching you from A Pair of Binoculars from Behind, as you were eating A Creation you Just freaking made up, A Double Patty Burger Double battered fried on A Stick!

Squid Girl: Look at that Land Lover! He Disgusts Me! If I can beat someone as strong as him then everyone will fear me! I shall finally prove to Humanity I am not to be messed with! I shall save the Ocean and-

???: Hi Squiddy!!

Squid Girl: KYYYYAH! S-Sanae!? Warn me next time when you show up!

Sanae: Oh Sorry Squiddy! You're Just so Freaking Cute!

Sanae Nagtsuki (She is A Girl who is Absolutely Obsessed with Squid girl to the Point of Recording her and Having Nosebleeds over how cute she is/ She is A Bit of A Stalker, to be Honest but she never goes too Far/ She will do anything for Squid g...

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Sanae Nagtsuki (She is A Girl who is Absolutely Obsessed with Squid girl to the Point of Recording her and Having Nosebleeds over how cute she is/ She is A Bit of A Stalker, to be Honest but she never goes too Far/ She will do anything for Squid girl because she loves her)

Squid Girl: (Sigh) Of Course... Lightbulb!

Sanae: Huh?

Squid Girl: How would you like to help me with something?

Sanae: I WOULD LOVE TO!

Squid Girl: Good, Now Look and Get some Kelp!

Sanae: Right!

Timeskip!

You then began to smile and eat your fish and Chips when suddenly you heard A Whistle!

Y/n: Huh?

Squid Girl: Hey, You gotta get off the Beach!

It was Squid girl and Sanae, and they were dressed up as Life Guards while Using Kelp as Mustaches!

Y/n: Why?

Squid Girl: Because You're Disturbing the peace with Your disgusting Land Loving ways, with your Polluting, and your wasting, and your Stupid Sunscreen!

That's when you decided to Play along.

Y/n: Oh Of course Life Guards, I never really considered all of that. But...

Squid Girl/Sanae: But?

Y/n: I feel like your Mustaches need A Little Grooming. Here let me fix that

You then ripped the Kelp off of their Faces, leaving small red Marks from where it was stuck to their skin!

Squid Girl: Oh No! We've been found out!

Sanae: Wait, are you A Mermaid?

Y/n: Get going you Couple of Barnacles!

Squid Girl: RETREAT! RETREAT!

Sanae: Right!

They both ran off as you smiled.

Y/n: Man they sure are really cute, even if the squid girl is really annoying sometimes. Hey everyone, Some more Fish and Chips Please! I'm Starving!

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