The Story of Time

The Ending of the Battle of the Rabbits!

A/N: And we begin by ending the Battle of the Rabbits....with swag of course...
...I suck. Oh and the pick is the pocket watch...I hope you all can see it...I have been having trouble with the pics lately...so yeah. It's 1 outta 3!

Everyone looked at me as I sprung majestically from the bushes! ...okay so maybe not majestically...

I was about to yell at all three of them for getting in a gunfight, especially Alice but...luck must really hate me today...Instead of landing awesomely and doing a little slide for show...

...

I tripped over a large stone and fell flat on my face...right at the feet of...

"...pleeease....pleeeaaseee....don't be--" I coughed as I looked up and stared right into the ruby eyes of the pervert rabbit.

"...who are you again?" Peter tapped his foot angrily, "If you won't tell me, then..." He quickly pointed his gun at me.

"ALICE!!! HELP ME!!! I'M ABOUT TO BE SHOT AGAIN!!!" I stumbled to my feet and hid behind Alice. She quickly allowed me to hide behind her.

"You can't shoot Priya, Peter! She's my friend!"

"Oh not another one..." Peter sighed and refocused his gaze on Elliot, who shot at him and repeated his "I'm not a rabbit!" statement.

And then, chaos of the bunny eared men!

"Oh, you are a rabbit indeed!" Peter began what obviously was going to turn out to be an annoying conversation. "You eat only carrots like an idiot!"

"I don't eat carrots!" Elliot countered, "I eat carrot dishes!"

"Which are made from carrots, you twit!"

"Rabbits only like plain carrots, you ass!"

Bang, bang, bang, bang!
Back and forth, back and forth!
These two could probably go on forever...

"...hello? Guys?" Alice tried to give each of them a small wave.

...when did this...turn into the stupidest argument ever? I thought to myself.

Heh, Alice is thinking the same thing herself! Came Nightmare's voice.

OUT OF MY HEAD, NOOOW!!!

Okay, okay...calm dow--HUUUGAAACK!

And there's the blood...right on cue~

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"Oh! I finally found you!" I turned to see a soldier hurrying up to Peter. "Excuse me for bothering you while you're busy."

Go right on ahead buddy! That guy made me follow Alice down here and left me in a forest! Please lead him to his long awaited execution!...or...I pray your summoning that...whatever he is around here, butcher, baker, candlestick maker I DON'T CARE!!! Please be coming to take him away!!

"Minister White?"

My head snapped up.

"M-M-M-M-M-M-MINISTER!!!?" I screamed without knowing.

...all gazes turned to me.

"Yes!" Peter announced pushing his glasses further up the bridge of his nose. "What else would I be!?"

A butcher, a baker or a candlestick maker obviously!

"Sorry..." I apologized. He could have me killed instead.