Me: *sitting on the ground with arm on a small cage looking at more splatoon memes to put down for this chapter*
C.Q Cucumber: Can I come out now?
Me: No your going to stay in that cage for who knows how long.
C.Q Cucumber: Why?
Me: You literally tried to kill me with a splattershot jr.
C.Q Cucumber: ...
Me: Yeah that's what I thought. *continues looking for memes*
Agent 4: *literally comes out of nowhere* What are you looking at?
Me: FOUR YOU JUST BROKE THE FOURTH WALL! I think.
Agent 8: *who also comes out of nowhere* Technically you were the first one to break the fourth wall, so technically it was already broken.
Me: Oh.
Agent 3: *also comes out of nowhere* There y'all are. Why are y'all here?
Agent 8: The better question is, why is C.Q Cucumber in a cage?
Me: HE TRIED TO KILL ME WITH A SPLATTERSHOT JR! *waves arms around when saying that and accidentally throws iPad I was using across the room* Oops. Hopefully the screen is not cracked.
Agent 4: *walks over to the iPad and grabs it* A countdown thing, I think I'll do this chapter.
Agent 8: Wait Four I want to help.
Agent: Me too.
Me: Great first C.Q Cucumber tries to kill me, now the agents are taking over my job. *walks over to the chair dragging the cage C.Q Cucumber was in and sits on the chair with the cage on the ground*
Agent 4: *begins looking at stuff, and creating memes*
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