meg was experiencing very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very bad back pain because of her horrible posture.
"go to the doctor!" maroon said annoyed
"whyyyyyy" meg replied
"bcus i said so"
"ok"
so then mummy edwards took meg to see chiropractor dr. curtis. in the car meg listened to WAP and lil nas x on shuffle. when they arrived meg and mummy edwards sat in the waiting room until meg was called back. mummy edwards stayed in the waiting room to give meg some privacy.
"hello i'm dr. josh curtis. what's the issue?" the very hot chiropractor said as meg entered the exam room.
"HI DADDY OMG YOU ARE SO SO SO HOT MARRY ME!!" meg happily said
"you know what? why not?" dr. curtis said, pushing meg into the wall, kissing her crusty lips.
"OW MY BACK" meg screamed
"oh yeah how abt i fix that first?"
"ok"
dr. curtis fixed meg's shitty back and then they resumed kissing.
later meg wrapped herself in that paper that's always on the exam room table/bed so she had a "wedding dress".
then dr curtis and meg got married in the exam room.
after a couple hours, mummy edwards started to worry. she went back and into the exam room to see them happily married.
"ARGGG I DID NOT GIVE U GUYS MY BLESSING" mummy edwards screamed at the married couple.
"i'm sorry mummy pls forgive me wahhhhh" meg said while crying.
dr curtis just stood there proud to be a chiropractor.
mummy edwards then pulled out a glock 19 and shot meg and dr josh in the head.
well meg's back pain was gone.
