it was a very nice day and meg went to claire's with hicks.
meg was gonna get an ear lobe piercing and hicks was gonna get thigh piercing
as they walked to the mall they had a very sad, heartfelt convo
"do piercings hurt" meg asked
"yeah" hicks said
"why"
"bcus it's putting a hole thru your skin"
"why"
"bcus how else is a ring gonna stay in"
"i guess that is how it works"
they arrived at the mall and walked into claire's
"IM HERE TO PUT A HOLE IN MY EARLOBE" meg SCREAMED at the lady in the store
"same with me but my thigh" hicks said calmly
"okay" the lady cries. "i have to get josh to do because i'm too gay" she cries some more as she walks thru the door
"ew i hate the gays ugh" meg scoffed
"that hurt" hicks said
"shut up fag"
"oh sorry"
"yeah 🙄"
then the hottest, sexiest, loneliest, beast walked through the door
"please tell me your josh" meg said
"yes baba baba baba" josh winked "but i'm going to do the thigh piercing first"
"fine baby boy" meg said
hicks sat down in the chair and josh pierced her thick juicy thigh.
"omg i love it! thanks!" hicks said
"yeah yeah" josh said. then he leaned in and whispered to hicks "i like you not that weirdo over there. i'm going to kill her so i can be with you"
"oh ok" hicks said as she stood up from the chair
meg took her place and josh grabbed a real gun instead of the piercing gun and shot meg in the side of the head.
josh and hicks got eloped 2 minutes later and lived happily ever after
meg never got her ear lobe piercing
