tw: rape
meg and hicks and reid and prentiss and morgan and hotch and jj and penelope were at the BAU investigating recent murders. the unsub would pull girls that were 5'1, had brown curly hair, poop brown eyes, and glasses into alleyways buy coffee shops and then stab them to death, then rape them.
"hey guys i'll be right back i need to go to the bathroom" hicks said, glancing at spencer
"actually me too" spencer said while running his fingers in his gorgeous hair (season 9 spencer 😍) and then following hicks
the two went into the bathroom, got high and made out a lot. yk exactly what maddie would do with reid (they would also read)
meanwhile the rest of the team was working the case (not like jack did in season 5 💀)
"hey guys i gotta go to starbucks brb!" meg said
"be safe babygirl" morgan said
"i cant lose one of my favorite girlies!!" penny said
"u can go idc as long as i have jj" prentiss said
"omg emily stoppppp be careful edwards" jj said
"just be back soon" hotch nodded
"okay bye babes!!!" meg said
meg walked the 4 miles to starbucks in 2 hours and then all of a sudden a man grabbed her and pulled her into an alley.
"omg are u the killer my team is looking for!???" meg asked, excited she met him
"probably. damnnn ur hot. i'm josh, what about you baba"
"megabortion. wanna have sex?"
"yes baba"
they then proceeded to have sex behind a dumpster and it was very gross but enjoyable.
"oh shit i forgot i was a virgin" meg said
"oh i'm not"
"that's okay"
"thanks."
there was an awkward silence for 54 seconds.
"well i should probably go" meg said
"wait no. i kinda have to kill you"
"oh yeahhhhh well okay get along with it"
"alright" josh then stabbed her 79 times.
meg never got her happy ending but hicks and spencer did!
