it was a random day in september 2021 and meg was in ela class with mr. lamphear. she sat right in the front of the class with madison elizabeth maroon.
"i hate this class. the teacher is a creep." maroon said quietly so the creep wouldn't hear.
"nahhhh he can't be tooooooooo bad. right?" meg said in response
"whatever you say" maroon said
mr. lamphear started to teach the class about homophones because he treats everyone like children.
the principal, mr. curtis walked into the classroom and saw meg.
"isn't that the guy ur secretly dating?" maroon asked meg
"yes. he is such a certified daddy" meg gleamed with joy
"hello mr. boss man!" mr lamphear said to his boss.
"hello! i'm here to take megan fiona edwards to my office ;)" mr curtis told the creep
"NO YOU WILL NOT! ITS MY JOB TO PREY ON UNDERAGE GIRLS!!" mr lamphear then pulled out his dart tranquilizer gun and shot mr curtis in the neck.
"told ya so" maroon whispered to her bestie meg.
"oh no daddy!" meg cried out
"i'm your daddy now! mwahbahahahah" mr lamphear told meg while walking to her.
then the door opened and ms. lewin was there! she pulled out her rifle and shot meg 2016 times.
"what the hell" maroon said to herself
"shut up" ms lewin said right before she shot maroon. "john lamphear, you are my daddy. i wanna run off with you and get married in the zoo! please pick me over some teen girl."
"of course julie mule-ie lewin!" mr lamphear then pulled her into a kiss.
before anyone saw the disaster, then jumped out of the window and ran to the nearest zoo.
meg never learned about those homophones 💔
