meg was on vacation in colorado, and what does colorado have? weed.
"meg do u want some weed? i'm going to buy some" austin boo boo said
"okie dokie! i'm going to be so drunk!" meg said in response
"high"
"huh?"
"ur gonna be high, not drunk"
"oh oopsie daisy!!"
"ugh whatever cmon"
they walked to their local weed store and saw obama and hicks holding hands and buying weed.
"omg hicks?" meg said while austin has his jaw dropped
"oh hi. this is my bf, broccoli obama!" hicks said happily
"but i like you..." austin boo boo said, defeated.
"oh no you dont!" obama pulled out a knife and sliced his throat.
"thanks babe" hicks said while kissing obama's soft lips
"oh well since he's dead can u help me buy some weed? i wanna get high" meg asked
obama just stared at meg, wondering why she doesn't care. hicks was about to speak as a hot man walked over to austin's corpse.
"oh we got another body? alright i'll add it to your collection mr. obama" the hot man said casually
"forget my question broccoli and hicks. can mr dead body collector help me?" meg said
"my name is josh but okay! let me just move this body to mr obama's collection" josh grabbed austin's legs and dragged him into a dark room.
obama and hicks left with their weed and left meg alone with josh.
josh picked out some margarita pizza with weed in it for meg to get. YUM!!!
meg ate it right up and was now high as a kite. she leaned in and kissed josh with passion. he kissed back.
then all of a sudden, ariana grande walked in and saw them kissing.
"WHAT THE FUCK JOSH?!? WE ARE MARRIED WITH 5 KIDS!"
"oh sorry babe i forgot 💀" josh said, pulling away from the kiss
"well this is akward" meg said
"you guys are whores." ariana said as she grabbed her blow torch and burned meg and josh alive.
at least meg got her weed.
