𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓪𝓯𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓯𝓮 [DISCONTINUED]

a day in the afterlife

-schlatt's pov-

I drank 20 bottles of alcohol today(?) Yesterday? I don't know, all we see is some dark void, it's pretty boring to look at.

"anyone want to play uno with me?"
Wilbur yelled.

"who the fuck want's to play with you anyway?"
I responded in a cold voice.

"ME!"
"ME!!!"

I didn't think Mexican Dream can yell louder than Tommy, I used to think that Tommy has the most loudest voice on the SMP or the afterlife I should say,but I guess not.

"HA! YOU'RE WRONG, SCHLATT! EVERYONE WANTS TO PLAY WITH ME! "
Wilbur yelled. gosh. will he ever shut up.

"well, not me tho."
I responded calmly.

"you got a point tho and, since when did you have brain or a brain cell?"
Wilbur tried to insult me oh my god.

"Since your mom fucked me."
I responded jokingly

"I don't have a mom, what are you on about?"

I literally forgot Wilbur doesn't have a mom.

"well- your dad, then."
I responded awkwardly.

-Tommy's pov-

They kept arguing these days man, will they will ever shit the fuck up, I'm getting tired of they're arguing.

"Wilbur, can we just play uno now, me and Mexican Dream are bored waiting for you to FUCKING start the stupid ass uno game."

They both went quiet after I said that, I wonder why. I yawned in between of the silence.

"ey man, you just ruined the good and nice silence, man!"

"do you even realize that you just ruined the silence too? anyways, I'm gonna go ahead and sleep, so you guys can play without me and don't be too loud."

Surprise! They actually nodded.

Note:HAHAHA YOU THINK I'M GONNA MAKE THIS A LONG CHAPTER? WELL NO.